Dear Friend and Subscriber,

     Dr. Larry Patterson, possibly the best eye surgeon in America, looked up from his instrument and said…

"Gary, It's Official. You
Are Legally Blind!"

     His words were no surprise. My vision had been troublesome all my life and, during the last year, had gotten exponentially worse. One eye was nearsighted, one eye was farsighted, both had astigmatism, both were scarred from sloppy radial keratotomy surgery and both eyes had cataracts obstructing my vision.

     It was increasingly difficult to navigate my life. Where a normal person would see two headlights coming from a car at night, I would see perhaps eighteen. I couldn't read my computer with my nose against the screen. I couldn't recognize my youngest son's face from across a small room in San Diego. Couldn't read a book, couldn't watch a movie and couldn't even enjoy pornography unless they would start producing it in brail.

     For much of last year I've been traveling with a seeing-eye Jew from Brooklyn, Sam Markowitz. I've been teaching him to write world class-copy (boy he's good!) and he's been helping me cross streets like a little old lady and making sure I use the men's room instead of the ladies.

But, The Nightmare Is Now Over Due To
The Genius Of Doctor Larry Patterson!

     He performed the delicate surgery I needed in Crossville, Tennessee, and now that my two eyes have healed I can see almost perfectly! Isn't that a miracle? That a man like Larry Patterson can change a person from legally blind to almost 20/20 vision in a matter of minutes?

     By the way, did you know anything beyond 20/400 is considered legally blind? They mostly don't even bother measuring beyond that. Here's what that means: if you have 20/20 vision and you are looking at a car 400 feet away, for me (before surgery) to see what you were seeing I would have to walk until I was only 20 feet from the car. That kinda limits a guy's act, doesn't it? And guess what? I personally know a man whose uncorrected vision is 20/1000. Wow! I wonder what he thought about the world before he got his corrective lenses?

     And so, after 20 years, I pretty much stopped writing this newsletter. It wasn't the logistics were insurmountable (they weren't), it's just somehow I didn't have the spirit to do it. Oh. I could write for clients, OK. Maybe better than ever. You'll see some samples of my recent work before you finish this letter. It's silly but I just sort of consider this letter sacred and I just didn't want to grapple with it when I am any way impaired. (I'd be a treat for a shrink, wouldn't I?).

     So, now you know (sort of) why I haven't posted a newsletter for quite some time. It's partially a spiritual reason I don't completely understand myself.

Anyway, I Want To Apologize For All The Grief
And Trauma I Have Caused You!

     You see, when my newsletter isn't posted at least once a month, my info starved, truth seekers are forced to get by with written dribble from second rate marketers like Clayton Makepeace, John Carlton, Gary Bencivenga, Dan Kennedy, Michael Fortin and all the others who are so pathetic they are hardly worth mentioning. Let alone reading.

     Oh, shut up! You know I'm kidding, don't you? I've admired Clayton Makepeace's copywriting genius ever since I finally met him in Provo, Utah way back when he was writing for the hard money crowd. John Carlton? King of what I call the "muscle writers." I'd like John to take a crack at the Mickey Spillane novels. I bet he'd be great at it. Gary Bencivenga? The only thing I can say about him is…

We Gotta Keep Him In Retirement!

     Michael Fortin specializes in the net and knows more about it than I ever will or desire to know. And Kennedy? He and Makepeace are both so prolific they make me sick with guilt. I gotta find the source of the batteries those guys run on.

     But, as good as all those guys are, I bring something to the table that all of them lack. You see…

It Is Only I Who Can Justifiably Claim The
Title OF The Supreme Alpha Shitweasel!

And guess what? As of today, the Alpha Shitweasel is back! And being back, I've decided I want to give my vision a treat in this newsletter. I want to publish something that is a treat for my newly renovated eyes. So I've decided to publish a breathtaking photo of my girlfriend. My son Kevin took this photo and I never get tired of looking at it. Here it is:

     Lord, she's pretty isn't she? And as nice and loving as a woman can be. We've been together nearly six years now and you know what? Every time I see her or a photo of her I still marvel that she is my girlfriend. She dances in rock and roll videos and on my last trip to Costa Rica I was kicking back watching Latino MTV and all of the sudden her video was playing on the tube. It's a treat to see her and her girlfriends dancing on the tube in my hotel room. When we travel around Costa Rica people are always recognizing her as the lottery girl or the rock and roll dancer or the model who looks forbidding sitting astride a Tico Motors chopper. Its all just fun and I'm happy to be the bump on the log that blends into the background. Now listen: you know that photo of Sirian you just saw in black and white? Well, I'm a little afraid some of my sickly, infirm readers may have a heart attack or stroke if they see that same photo in full color. But I checked the law for deaths caused by looking at a photo of a pretty girl and there seems to be no penalty. So if you've got the nerve to chance it

see my Corazon in color at sirianincolor.

     Actually, let me be slightly sober for a moment. It's true I like to show off my girlfriend from time to time. But that's not the total reason for what I just did. See, I sort of believe people in general tend to like black and white photos better than color. Anyway, I wanted to know if that's true for a long time. So I'd appreciate it, after looking at both photos, if you would send an email to rememberinggary@thegaryhalbertletter.com and tell me which photo you like best. I'd be much obliged. Maybe this info will lead to more efficient marketing. Who knows?

     All right, now that we've got some eye candy for this issue, let's keep the good vibes going by listening to a little spectacular ear candy. Have I got a treat for you! It appears there's this guy who keeps a tape recorder always handy right beside his phone. Then, when a telemarketer calls he scares the poor guy half to death and records the event. He shows the poor telemarketer no mercy and literally turns him into a nervous wreck. You're gonna enjoy this! Click here to listen: telemarketer.

     Okay, enough fun and games. Let's get serious and learn something useful about marketing. Listen, although I've been legally blind most of this year, it only interfered with the writing of my newsletter. It didn't interfere whatsoever with the work I do for my clients. Some of that work, I think, is spectacular. And, maybe, one or two of them flopped? So, here we go again; you gotta guess which ads or letters did well and which did not. Make your decisions and send your conclusions to nosexgary@aol.com. And don't forget to let me know if you like the black and white photo or the color photo best.

     I'm sending you three promotions to evaluate with this issue of my newsletter. I'll send more for your consideration in future issues.

Promotion #1:

     "Researchers In FDA Certified Lab Discover How To Triple Your Energy!"

     From:
     Donald A. Elgie
     Camp Verde, Arizona
     Thursday, 2:11 p.m.
     December 07, 2006

     Dear Friend,

     My name is Donald Elgie and, I think you may want to call me after reading this letter. If so, my number is 000-000-0000. And if you'd like to visit me, my office is located at 123 Elm Street in Massillon, Ohio. That's right across the street from the Public Library and two blocks south of the Massillon Police Station.

     You see, if you feel tired more often than you'd like and… you want more energy all throughout the day… this may be the most important letter you will ever read.

Here is why:

     There is an unusual man who lived in the 17th century named Athanasius Kircher. He was born in 1601 and died in 1680. He was an Archeologist, Mathematician, Biologist, Physicist, Vulcanologist, and Egyptologist. And many people consider him …

The Last Person Alive To Know Everything
There Is To Know In The World!

     Listen: If you walked into Harvard's library in 1638, you could have read every book they had. There were only 400 of them. At a pace of one book a week, you would have read 50 books a year and, finished all 400 books in eight years. Today, there are 15 million books in that library.

     The world is very different now. Some experts estimate the world's knowledge now doubles every 2 to 3 years. We live in a society where the daily newspaper can be so big we cannot read it all before the next day's issue comes out. When we turn on the TV, we have hundreds of cable and satellite channels to choose from. And every time we blink we get a new email!

     Life can be rather overwhelming. We have more things to do than we can handle. We have more choices to make than we have time to think. And while we try to juggle work, health and our relationships, we are constantly interrupted by hundreds of other things life throws in our way.

All This Leads To Stress!

     No wonder the most common complaint doctors get from patients is 'tiredness' and 'low energy! We get very stressed out by the constant change and fast pace of life and… this drains our energy levels.

     The result is we are tired, sleepy, exhausted and worn-out. In the morning we want to hide under our bed sheets. In the afternoon we wish to crawl into a corner and take a nap. And in the evening we just want to eat dinner and fall asleep to the TV.

     However, there is good news. You see, stress does rob us off our energy. But there is another reason for being tired you probably never heard before. And once you know this reason, you will no longer have to be tired. Instead, you will be able to have loads of energy all throughout the day!

Listen closely:

     Your body is 70% water. In fact, you have about 10 gallons of water in your body. Whether you know it or not, there are a number of acids floating in this water. These include cholesterol, uric acid and ascetic acid. If there are too many acids, your body becomes acidic. The opposite of acidic is called alkaline.

     Scientists measure acidity and alkalinity on the pH Scale. It ranges from 1 to 14. Anything below 7 is acidic and, the lower the number the more acidic it is. Anything above 7 is alkaline and, the higher the number the more alkaline it is. And in order for you to be healthy and energized, the pH of your blood should be 7.365 which, is slightly alkaline.

     But there is a problem:

95% Of All Food Sold In The
Supermarket Is Acid Forming!

     It's true. Meats, eggs, bread, cheese, coffee, chocolate, sugar, rice, milk, cereal, cookies, crackers and many other foods create acids in our body. More so, the foods we eat are so acid forming that most people have 'acid overload.' This makes it very difficult for our body to remain alkaline as it needs to be.

     What does this mean? Well, acid overload causes our blood cells to clump together. This makes it hard for them to travel to all the tiny capillaries in our body and deliver oxygen to our cells. But our cells need oxygen for energy. And simply put, by not getting enough oxygen we have less energy! With less oxygen our cells have to work a lot harder which makes us tired and drains our energy. This is the most unknown yet… the major reason we are so tired and have little energy!

     Aren't there foods that are not acidic? Sure. For the most part they are fruits, vegetables, and a few nuts and grains. But only eating fruits and vegetables for the rest of your life is not the solution.

     Reason 1: Most people find it difficult to give up meatloaf, mashed potatoes, chocolate chip cookies, ice cream, chocolate cake, grilled cheese, hamburgers, potato chips and, all the other foods we love.

     Reason 2: Even if you only eat fruits and vegetables, you may still have too much acid in your body! That's because any type of physical or mental stress causes your acids to increase. Even an annoying phone call increases acid. And we've seen earlier how much stress we tend to really be under.

     Reason 3: As we get older it becomes increasingly difficult for our body to deal with acids and keep us alkaline. This is especially true if you are over 40.

     In short, the foods we eat, the stress we have and, the aging process all add to the acid buildup in our body. This drains us of our energy.

     Is there a way to stop acid overload? You bet. It's really simple and… your energy levels will triple! But first, there is one more thing you ought to know.

Acid Overload Damages Your Health!

     You see, acid overload drains so much of your energy that your body doesn't have enough energy to fight off viruses and disease. In other words, your immune system is weakened.

     More so, when your body is overly acid you become vulnerable to germs, yeast, bacteria, molds and fungi. Why? Because all these microorganisms thrive in acidity! In an alkaline environment they are weakened and cannot multiply as well. Therefore, by keeping your body alkaline you can prevent colds, the flu, and many other illnesses.

     In fact, acid overload is associated with many health problems and diseases. Here are just a few of them:

     Weight And Fat Gain: To protect against acid buildup, your body begins to create and store fat. Even if you are on a weight loss diet and you exercise, your body will try to hold on to this fat because it is important for protection against acids. That's why many people that restore alkalinity in their body find it incredibly easier to lose weight.

     Osteoporosis And Weak Bones: Another way your body protects against acid buildup is with calcium. 99% of the calcium in your body is located in your bones. When there is too much acid in your body, it begins to withdraw calcium from your bones making them weaker. Over time this may lead to Osteoporosis.

     Heart Disease: Cholesterol is an acid. When the body becomes too acidic it gets difficult to flush cholesterol out of your system. Instead, your body defends itself by solidifying cholesterol in your blood and depositing it in the cells of your blood vessels. Over time this cholesterol buildup can lead to many common heart problems including heart attacks and strokes.

     Arthritis: Another acid in your body is uric acid. Like cholesterol, your body deals with an excess of uric acid by solidifying it into a salt that tends to build up in your joints. This can damage cartilage and irritate your joints. The result can be joint stiffness and arthritis.

     Accelerated Aging:Evidence suggests an over acidic body is a prime cause for aging. Also, your skin is your body's largest detoxifying organ. When you have too much acid in your body, your skin has trouble eliminating all of it. And what shows up on your skin is a reflection of what's going on inside your body.

     As you can see, having too much acid in your body not only robs you of your energy but it also robs you of your health! And eating regular foods, experiencing stress and getting older makes your body overly acidic. The good news is I put together a team of health experts at the Institute for Vibrant Living (in Camp Verde, Arizona) to find a solution that will guarantee to restore your alkalinity.

     Finally, we created a unique formula in an FDA (Food And Drug Administration) Certified Laboratory that flushes out the acids from your body and keeps you alkaline. As a result it:

Triples Your Energy Levels… Strengthens Your Immune
System And… Restores Your Health!

     Also:

•             It increases mental clarity!
  
•             It regulates your blood sugar!
  
•             It helps you drop fat and lose weight!
  
•             It restores clear bright eyes!
  
•             It rejuvenates your skin!
  
•             It improves your digestive tract!
  
•             It even revitalizes your sex life!

     Even more, thousands of people who use this formula report:

•             Improved strength and stamina!
  
•             Quicker recovery from illness and disease!
  
•             Lower cholesterol!
  
•             Glowing, youthful skin!
  
•             Heartburn relief!
  
•             Greater flexibility and mobility!
  
•             Relief from aches and pain!
  
•             Increases in memory alertness!
  
•             Sustained energy all day long!

     All in all, this formula may be the best thing you can do for your overall health and energy levels. You see, I identified 37 ingredients that (together) work like magic in your body. They include herbs, herbal extracts, grass juices, vitamins, minerals, antioxidants and bioflavanoids. All the ingredients are combined into a simple powder you could mix with water, juice or your favorite smoothie.

     Just one tablespoon exceeds the nutritional equivalent of five servings of fruits and vegetables. And that's without the calories and carbohydrates. This formula is specifically designed to be powerful enough to alkalize your body regardless of your diet, stress levels and age!

     This formula also works in many different ways to flush acids from your body and make you healthy and energized. Here is just one example: Acid overload drains your body of important minerals. To restore health and alkalinity, potassium, magnesium and calcium are necessary. That's why this formula has nearly 25 times the potassium of wheat, 37 times the calcium, more than twice the magnesium and 5 times the iron!

     Every Ingredient Has A Unique And Necessary Purpose!

     It would take hundreds of pages to describe how each of the 37 ingredients works together in your body to make you healthy and energized. However, here is a very brief description of these 37 vital ingredients:

1. Chlorella-Cracked Cell- 200mg (May reduce blood pressure, lower serum cholesterol levels, accelerate wound healing, and enhance immune function)

2. Certified Organic Barley Grass Juice Powder - 850mg (Contains highest alkaline pH factor in food)

3. Choice Spirulina Powder - 800mg (Contains the world' richest natural source of vegetarian B12 and highly absorbable organic iron)

4. Nova Scotia Dulse - 20mg (Rich source of vitamins and minerals including potassium, iron and vitamin B12)

5. Cactus Powder - 20mg (Powerful anti-inflammatory agent. Relieves joint discomfort)

6. Soy Lecithin Powder (99% Oil Free) - 1300mg (May positively effect cholesterol and triglyceride levels in the blood)

7. Apple Pectin - 300mg (Lowers cholesterol and removes unwanted metals and toxins)

8. Apple Fiber - 300mg (Helps maintain normal functioning of GI tract )

9. Red Raspberry Powder - 500mg (Helps promote healthy bones, teeth skin and nails. A good source of calcium and B vitamins)

10. Acerola Berry Juice Powder - 120mg (Good source of Vitamins A,B,C,D,E and zinc)

11. Certified Organic Flaxseed Meal - 120mg (Contains essential fatty acids omega-3 and omega-6 oils)

12. Aloe Vera Juice Powder - 500mg (The world' best skin healer, moisturizer and softener)

13. Certified Organic Beet Juice Powder - 120mg (Contains liver-healing antioxidants such as beta-carotene)

14. Watercress Juice Powder - 370mg (A great body mineralizer containing sculpture, chlorophyll and calcium)

15. Yucca Juice Powder - 500mg (May decrease LDL cholesterol levels in blood plasma and improve gastrointestinal symptoms)

16. Parsley Juice Powder - 500mg (Good for cleansing the kidneys and controlling the calcium in the body. Great source of potassium)

17. Ginger Powder - 370mg (Helps cleanse the colon and stimulates circulation)

18. Spinach Juice Powder - 90mg (A potent mineral source containing potassium and silicon. Helps increase tissue oxygenation)

19. Vitamin C Ascorbic Acid (Natural) - 380mg (The best all-purpose antioxidant for tissue growth and repair)

20. Rose Hips/Acerola - 400mg Each (One of the best sources of natural vitamin C)

21. Bioflavonoids (Citrus) - 60mg (Helps enhance the absorption of vitamin C. Useful in relieving muscle discomfort)

22. Vitamin E (d-alpha tocopherol succinate) - 200iu (Helps improve circulation, repair tissue and promote healthy skin)

23. Royal Jelly (5% 10-HDA) - 90mg (Contains all the B-complex vitamins. Regarded as the ultimate food)

24. Licorice Root Powder - 60mg (Helps cleanse the colon and decrease muscular spasms. Regarded by the Chinese as the essential energizer)

25. Horsetail - 190mg (An herbal source of silicon for healthy nail, hair, and bone development)

26. Suma (Pfaffia paniculata) - 40mg (Combats anemia and stress. Acts as an immune booster)

27. Siberian Ginseng Ext. (Eleuthero Root) - 40mg (Strengthens the adrenal and reproductive glands. Enhances immune function)

28. Damiana - 40mg (Used as an energy tonic and sexual stimulant for men and women)

29. Silymarin Silybum Marianum Std. (80% Ext.) - 40mg Prevents free radical damage by acting as an antioxdant for the liver)

30. Astragalus membranaceous- 40mg (Acts as a tonic to protect the immune system)

31. Echinacea Angustifolia Std. Ext. (5% Echinacoside) - 40mg (Beneficial for the immune and lymphatic systems)

32. Ginkgo Biloba Std. Ext. (24% Ginkgo Flavoglycosides) - 10mg (Improves brain function by increasing circulation)

33. Green Tea Catechins Std. Ext. (60% Catechins) - 30mg (Powerful antioxidant that combats mental fatigue)

34. Grape Seed Std. Ext. (Proanthocyanidins 68%) - 30mg (This potent antioxidant is 50 times stronger than vitamin E and 20 times stronger than vitamin C)

35. Stevia - 14mg (A potentially effective aid in regulating blood sugar. Used as flavoring)

36. Enzymes - Natural Plant (Protease, Cellulase, Amylase & Lipase)- 200mg (Helps ensure that you actually absorb all the nutrients in this formula)

37. Carrot Juice Powder - 250mg (Good for cleansing the liver and promoting good eye health)

     As you can see, these ingredients are so powerful and beneficial they are really like 'superfoods.' Combined, these 37 superfoods can have a tremendous impact on your health and energy. And the amazing thing is how…

All 37 Superfoods Are Available In
One Easy To Take Formula!

     But that's not all! Here are some more amazing things you should know                about this formula:

•             It's made in an FDA certified laboratory! That means only the very             best and top quality ingredients are used.
             There are no common allergens! It does not contain wheat, bee             pollen, garlic, MSG, yeast, egg, kelp, coloring, alcohol, preservatives,             flavoring, salt, starch, maltodextrim, corn, fats, oils, stabilizers, casein or             any dairy/animal products.
       
•             It's certified pesticide and herbicide free! It contains no dies and             nothing is irradiated. Ecologically friendly cultivation methods             produce vital, healthy and pure ingredients.
  

•             There are no fillers! This concentrated formula contains no bran, rice,             or oat fillers.
  

•            It blends easily! The finely-milled 100% dissolving powder produces             a light, refreshing consistency, not coarse or thick.
  

•             It's easy to digest! Your body absorbs this formula very quickly. That's             because your body receives it as a whole food rather than as a             supplement.

It Also Tastes Great!

     One of the qualities people are most amazed by is how great this tastes. It's easy and pleasurable to drink. And so you know, this formula is sweetened with stevia which is safe for diabetics and also aids in weight loss!

     All you have to do (once a day) is mix one tablespoon of the powder in water, juice or your favorite smoothie. Drink it and enjoy! It won't take long before you start seeing your health improve and your energy increase all throughout the day!

     In fact, I am so confident this formula will work for you that I guarantee it will…

     Triple Your Energy In 60 Days
Or… Your Money Back!

     This means if you are not overjoyed with this formula, you can return it for a full 60 days and receive your money back without any questions or hassles. However, I bet you won't do that. If you're like most people who try this formula, you will experience so much energy and better health that you will never want to stop taking it!

     It's easy to order. All you have to do is call (toll-free):

1800-218-1379

     Simply tell the friendly operator you would like a one month supply of ALL DAY ENERGY GREENS (that's the name of the formula). She'll then ask you for your name, address and credit card details and you'll immediately be rushed your first month supply.

     And if you call within the next three days, you could have a one month supply of ALL DAY ENERGY GREENS for a special low investment of only $39.95 plus 6.95 shipping and handling (total 46.90). That's a tiny fraction of what it would cost for you to get all these 37 miracle ingredients separately.

     But wait!

     When you order, your credit card will not be charged for 30-days! That means if you don't like the product… you can return it within 30-days and your credit card information will be destroyed in a paper shredder and… you will never be charged for this product.

     And remember, you are also backed by a 100% ironclad 60 day money-back guarantee.

Why am I doing this? Because I know this product will have a tremendous impact on your energy and health and I think…

You Will Want To Become A Customer For Life!

You should call now while it's still on your mind. Again, the number is:

1800-218-1379

                                                                                 Sincerely,

                                                                                 Blue Ink Signature Goes Here

                                                                                 Donald A. Elgie
                                                                                 Director, Institute for Vibrant Living

P.S. Because of the great customer demand, you may have to call two or three times before
getting through on the phone. Don't stop trying… it's more than worth it.

P.P.S. Here is a tiny sample of the amazing and real life success stories taken from my files:

     "This product helped restore my body's Ph balance, stabilize my blood sugar and got rid of food cravings. I started to shed excess water weight, fat and I got my energy back. The first year I lost 45 pounds. Today I am 65 pounds thinner and I feel 10 years younger." -Ryan Michaels, Hollywood Actor and Stuntman

     "…Before starting these greens, my cholesterol was almost 300 and triglycerides were 398. After using this product for one month, my cholesterol results were under 200, and my triglycerides cut in half to 201." -Sam Pace

     "Within a week of starting all day energy greens, my energy level had improved so much I couldn't keep the grin off my face! I no longer sleep 12-13 hours a night, nor do I take a nap every day. Life is great!" -Mary Sellers, Palestine, Texas

     "I now wake up after a nights sleep with a total sense of alertness, and no longer feeling sluggish. My beautician also commented that my hair is healthier now with no breakage, which means its growing." -P.S. Chicago, IL

     "I have lost 80 pounds, my blood pressure is normal and I have more energy then I know what to do with." -Rebecca Watkins of South Carolina

     "Thank you Energy Greens for putting high-energy fuel in my tank when I used to get run down. When other 52 year-olds are dragging, I feel like I've got an extra boost that carries me past the late afternoon slump." -J.W. Mpls, MN

     "I am 75 years old and was having a miserable amount of heartburn until I started taking the Energy Greens." -Sarah Ewing, Memphis, Tennessee

     "This is the first winter I can remember we have not had the flu or a cold." -Judith Schmidt, Farmington, IA.

     "All day energy greens actually did increase my stamina. I am an elementary school teacher and I also found a greater sense of patience and improved skin tone when taking this product." -A.M. Hayerhill, M.A.

     "…Good taste, plenty of energy, softer skin, and even wrinkles almost fade!" -F.G.M. Costa Mesa, CA.

     "…I've been taking your product for about 5 months now. I can say heartburn, gas and bloating is the thing of the past. I have more energy." -B.I. Afton, OK.

     "I'm 53 years old and have found after using your product my beathing (I'm a smoker) has become very, very good. I have more energy and stamina than when I was a teenager." -Michael J. Lewis, Redford, MI

     "The first thing you notice about all day energy greens is how easy it mixes with water… Next thing you notice is how good it tastes…It has a wonderful delicious taste…It gives me extra energy, a sense of well being. I seem to be more alert and less stressed. I sleep better and wake up feeling better. This is a product I will always use." -Jon Styre, Robins, IA.

Promotion #2:

You won't believe how much money is involved!

Do You Have What It Takes To Be
A Day Trader In The Hottest
Financial Market In The World?

Dear Friend,

     This message is going to make a lot of people very nervous.

     Why? Simply because this message is going to jump-start the greed glands of almost everyone who reads it.

     Not only that, it is going to tap into that pocket of ice-cold fear that lies hidden in the soul of nearly every person who walks the earth! Greed and fear. That's what pure investing is all about.

     Are you ready?

     Ok then, let's roll:

     I'm going to start by telling you 7 facts about the FOREX market. As you may already know, FOREX is the acronym for "The Foreign Exchange Market."

     This market concerns itself with the buying and selling of the currencies of just about every country on earth. This market is BIG! So big, in fact, it's hard to wrap your mind around the size of it.

     Listen to this. The FOREX has an average daily volume of...

     Almost Two TRILLION Dollars Per Day!

     I'm going to try to bring that fact home for you: The New York Stock Exchange has a daily volume of approximately 25 billion dollars. That means the FOREX is 200 times larger than the NYSE.

     Actually, the daily volume of the FOREX is triple the size of all other investment markets combined! In spite of its size, the FOREX does not have a physical location or a central exchange. It operates through an electronic network of people, banks and companies that specialize in trading one currency for another.

     Almost all FOREX trades are executed on the internet by someone sitting at a computer with a high-speed connection. So, if you don't like working with a computer you may as well stop reading... because...you will be left out.

     Still with me? Good.

     Now chew on this: Because the FOREX does not have a physical location or a central exchange, it is able to operate on a 24 hour basis leapfrogging from one time zone to another across the major financial centers of the world.

     The FOREX market actually follows the sun around the globe... because... as one country is closing for the day, another is just opening up. This market is open 24 hours a day, six days a week from 5:00 PM Sunday (East Coast Time) to 4:00 PM Friday (East Coast Time). This 24 hour access combined with its huge trading volume makes this...

     The Most Liquid Market On Earth!

     Except for Saturdays, you can enter or exit the FOREX market anytime night or day. This market has no gaps whatsoever and your stop-loss orders are guaranteed.

     Can you imagine that? The multi-trillion dollar liquidity, combined with 24-hour trading access virtually guarantees your stop-loss orders will be executed without slippage.

     Just try to get that kind of guarantee from your stockbroker!

     The stock and futures markets cannot offer you this guarantee because the limited trading hours create frequent gap opens. Nearly all Forex brokers make sure their hours of operation coincide with the hours of operation of the global FOREX market.

Let's see, what else?

     Oh, yeah, no one can corner the market. The FOREX market is so huge and has so many global participants that no single individual nor entity... not even a central bank... can control the market for any significant period of time.

     Plus,

     There Is No Insider Trading!

     Because of the vast size of the global FOREX market and its non-centralized nature, there is no chance whatsoever for disruptions caused by insider trading. There is less chance for fraud in the FOREX than in any other investment market.

     There are no commissions. Yep, you read it right. No exchange fees, no closing fees, no government fees, no brokerage fees. This all adds up to a very low retail transaction cost. If you select your broker properly, your round-trip transaction cost could be as low as .07 percent.

     And know this, a very desirable by-product of extremely high liquidity is almost instantaneous transactions executed with blinding speed. You can leverage your trades by a factor of 50 to 1, 100 to 1 and even 200 to 1.

     Not only that, you can trade with a very low margin with relative safety compared to the disastrous potential of margin trading found in other financial markets.

     And finally, if you get really great at currency trading, your potential financial reward is so big it can make your head swim!

     Just how big can the financial rewards get for the absolute top currency traders in the world? I'm glad you asked. Consider: Warren Buffet has invested more than $10 Billion in currencies! Gee, I wonder why.

     Consider: George Sorous correctly guessed the British pound was going to tank and...

     He Made Over One Billion Dollars In A Single Day!

     Consider: When President Richard Nixon devalued the dollar, it lost 10% of its value in just 24 hours. Can you even guess how valuable it would have been for you to know what was going to happen when you are trading with leverage as high as 200 to 1?

     Whatever.

     Is there any downside to FOREX CURRENCY TRADING? You bet there is! If you are not careful, the FOREX market will clean your clock?

     How can you put the odds more in your favor? Well, imagine you have to make your way through 500 miles of dangerous jungle. Guess what you need more than anything else to insure a safe passage? The answer is easy...

     You Need A Very Experienced Guide!

     And, I'm sure it will come as no surprise to you that I have just the person who, in my opinion, is the best qualified person on earth to guide you through what I think of as the FOREX Jungle.

     His name is XXXXX. He's an Israeli Jew and, when it comes to money, he is the most ruthless, cold-hearted person I've ever met.

If you've got the right mindset, he'll be happy to take you by the hand and lead you safely through the FOREX Jungle. If you do not have the right mind set, he'll probably hang-up on you very early in the conversation.

     So, what is the right mindset?

     Well, if you are a well rounded, well-adjusted person who leads a balanced life, the sad truth is,

     XXXXX Will Not Give You The Time Of Day!

     No- what he wants is to work with people who are fanatics about trading. People whose idea of bliss is to sit focused in front of a computer for as long as 14 hours per day. People who give trading a higher priority than sex, religion, family, friends and politics.

     He wants to interact with people who are obsessed with being obsessed. XXXXX is not cheap. Just the opposite. He's expensive. Very expensive! In fact, when I reveal how much it will cost to get him as your FOREX Jungle tour-guide, 97% of people are going to immediately stop reading.

     You see, most people know the price of almost everything yet, they don't know the value of anything. I'll tell you what he charges very shortly, but first, I want to tell you what he brings to the table.

     First, he is a very experienced and very successful FOREX trader. 70% of his trades are winners. Only 30% are losers. And, get this:

     His Wins Are, On Average, 4 Times Larger Than His Losses!

     So, the first thing he will do... if... you become a member of his inner circle is, he will let you "look over his shoulder" as he enters and exits the FOREX market. Actually, if this was all he did for you, it would be the bargain of a lifetime. But, of course, that is

     A Lifetime of Trading Success!

     Have you read the Davinci Code? If so, you already know about the earth-shaking secret of FIBONACCI numbers. Leonardo Fibonacci was a great Italian mathematician who lived in the thirteenth century who first observed certain ratios of a number series that are regarded as describing the natural proportions of things in the universe, including price data.

     The primary ratios are used as price retracement levels and are used in trading as possible support and resistance levels. Traders all over the world are placing buy and sell orders at these levels. This means Fibonacci support and price retracement targets become a self-fulfilling prophesy.

     Odd as it may seem, a true understanding of Fibonacci numbers will give you an enormous trading advantage in every investment market, especially the FOREX.

     But, how do you learn how to use this valuable tool? Fear not, XXXXX will teach you. He'll do this by personal consultation, a full-length DVD and five special printed reports.

     In fact, if you have the right mind-set, XXXXX will teach you everything you need to know to be a successful FOREX trader. From a basic understanding of FOREX, to the mechanics of trading to how to intelligently decide how and when to enter and exit a trade.

     All you need is a high-speed internet connection, XXXXX's information and the proper mind set and...

     You Are On Your Way!

     Now, for the heartbreaker. To find out if you qualify to have XXXXX mentor you, you must have a personal conversation with him. There is no other way. But, don't call him unless you are virtually obsessed with the possibility of day-trading the FOREX. And, if you do have the courage to call him, you must be prepared to pay $7,000 if he accepts you as his student and a member of his inner circle.

     Think that's too much? Then, your decision is very simple:

     Don't Call Him!

     But, if you've got the right stuff including the money, the ambition and the attitude... and... the ability to know when opportunity is knocking at your door with a vengeance (as it is right now) call him immediately.

     You can call anytime night or day. People like XXXXX not only march to the beat of a different drummer, they also have a complete disregard for the daily rhythms of normal people. His number is...

1-800-000-0000

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     Okay Buckwheat, that's it for this issue. Except one last thing. I hope you consider this issue as more or less my Christmas gift to my readers. After all, it has a treat for your eyes, a treat for your ears and, a little stimulation for your brain. And maybe, for some of you, the holidays will be a little merrier because… Gary is back!

I know that being able to re-connect with my readers is a very special Christmas treat for me!

Peace.