Halbertism #1

Saturday, May 15, 2004

"If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all."

Rodney Dangerfield made this comment and I suspect it's true of many people who are constantly traveling to either give or attend seminars. Some of these people brag about how they are downsizing their schedules so they'll only be away from home three or four days every week.

These people are mostly men who desperately need a reliable source of good blow jobs.

Their lives suck but their women don't. None of them are in happy relationships nor good marriages. They regard their wives as girlfriends as occasionally being a half-way serviceable substitute for masturbation once in a while.

Why do they even bother to have a marriage or a relationship? Because they've been ingrained with the idea that successful men almost always have a "significant other". Mostly, they're not really conscious of it but, mostly they're doing it just for appearances. Nobody who really loves his woman arranges his life to be away from her 99% of the time.

NOTE: It has been statistically proven that this is NOT true of people who attend my seminars!