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Don't Waste My Time.....
Lets get something
straight. I am a jerk. I am
obnoxious. I am lazy. And I
don’t care, because I am FILTHY
RICH. I am much too
important to even be sitting
here writing this right now. So
I'll keep it short.
I make several million
dollars every year on the
internet, doing almost nothing.
Heard that before? Well you can
see proof of my earnings
here.
Have you seen proof like that
anywhere else? Didn't think so.
Do you make that much money?
Didn't think so.
I’m the real deal. Whether you
like it or not, you want to be
rich like me, otherwise you
wouldn't be here. And since you
are here, I'm sure you already
know that there are thousands of
"get rich quick" programs on the
internet today. You’ve probably
even bought some of them
yourself. Well, are you
impressed with them? I’m not.
Not even close.
What
proof do these losers have of
their earnings? That they make a
few thousand dollars a month?
Big deal. I make millions.
And I barely even do anything to
earn it. It's so automatic it
would make you sick.
So Who the Hell am I?
I’m the guy you see driving down
the street in a Ferrari with the
top down, and you think to
yourself, "What an ass!"
And you know what? You’re right.
But so what? Do you think I
really value your opinion? I’m a
rich jerk, so I couldn’t care
less. I cut through the BS. If
you find me offensive,
obnoxious, or whatever….feel
free to leave my website at
anytime.
I’m not
here to make friends. I’m here
to show you EXACTLY how I make
millions.
It’s no secret that I’m selling
something here. And when you see
what I'm offering, you will be
blown away.
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Recent Comment:
"All I can say is I'm
sorry I doubted you. I'm
very skeptical of stuff
like this, but you are a
GENIUS. A ‘GOD’ of the
written word and mind."
Martin Clarke - UK |
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Right about now, I feel a rant coming on about the
“major” marketing gurus (you
know, the big name guys) you see
all over the internet and TV.
The ONLY way these people make
any money is by selling their
overpriced books and CD's full
of mainstream marketing ideas
that you can learn from any
marketing book in the world.
That’s it. These people are
CORPORATIONS. They are not
trying to help you.
They have
no “secrets”. It’s the same
information over and over again,
repackaged differently by new
“authors” every year.
These guys send you books and
binders with over 1,000 pages,
DVD's and audio tapes with
another 10 hours of material to
review.
I don't know
about you but I'm lazy. I want
definitive answers without all
of the BS and filler. I want
"here is how to make money", and
that's it. The mere thought of
reading 1,000 pages of marketing
mumbo jumbo turns my stomach.
Honestly, do you think these
people are going to tell you
anything useful? Unless you are
a complete idiot, you're going
to get the SAME info you already
know. We all know you need a
website. I don't need an 87
minute DVD to tell me that, or a
100 page chapter in a book. We
all know it's important to get
traffic to your website. I don't
need another 120 minute video
and 78 page chapter to tell me
that. Thousands of pages, and
dozens of hours of video and
audio tapes doesn't mean a
product is worthwhile.
Unlike these idiots selling
their latest money making
“programs”, I’m also not going
to tell you my name, because I
don’t crave attention like them.
Those guys dream of doing
seminars, appearances,
interviews, etc. I don’t do any
of that crap. They want to be
famous to make mommy & daddy
proud, or so that the people who
picked on them in high school
will be jealous. Who cares? I
don’t want to be famous. I make
millions anonymously, and I like
it that way. And I do it in only
a few hours per week, and it's
NOT from this website! In fact,
none of the income I showed
before is from the website you
are on right now.
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Recent Comment:
"You might be epitome of
arrogance, but you
certainly know your
stuff. Anyone who is
unwilling to pay ANY
price for this material
ought to be put out of
their miserable internet
existence. I’m already
doing 6 figures after
less than a year online,
but you just gave me the
direct route to 7
figures before year end.
Where the hell was this
a year ago?? Anyway,
thanks a million!"
Stephanie Woolford-Bales
- Vancouver, WA
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Let's get to it.
So, what do I do to make the
money I showed you earlier?
(If you missed my proof of
earnings, you can see them again
here
- but please keep the drooling
to a minimum).
Well, I came up with over 3
dozen amazingly effective
strategies for dramatically
increasing website traffic and
sales, some of which are
actually so simple, they are
almost devious. They practically
force people to buy things, and
the person will happily do so.
It doesn't matter if the product
is yours or not. My strategies
will work for your own products,
or if you have an affiliate
website. The market is so wide
open for these techniques, it's
ridiculous. From Google Adwords,
to Google Adsense. From search
engine optimization, to sales
letters. From wholesale buying &
selling of the hottest consumer
products, to unique investment
opportunities. I cover it all.
I will
show you EXACTLY how I make ALL
of my money. And when I say
"exactly", I mean it.
I can say with 100% confidence,
when I show you my strategies,
you will be angry that you
didn’t think of many of them
yourself. But that anger will
quickly turn to joy and
excitement about the possibility
of adding these strategies to
your own website and seeing
immediate results. If you don’t
have a website, that's no
problem at all. For beginners,
my ebook will put you years
ahead of where you should be.
I've been doing this for 6
years. For experts, I GUARANTEE
that several of my strategies
will blow your mind.
I’m even going to go one step
further, and do the unthinkable.
I’m going to show you some of my
current & former websites that
have made me millions.
And no, I'm not talking about
the site you are on right now.
One of my sites made me over $1
Million Dollars in just a few
months, and I didn't even have a
product to ship. That’s right, I
am actually going to show you
some of my current and former
websites that made me millions,
using the exact strategies I
will show you. One of them has
been ranked # 1 in Google for
over 3 years for several of the
most competitive keywords and
phrases on the planet. # 1 out
of over 100 million results. I
obviously know what I'm doing.
Many times I make a site hugely
profitable, then sell it to the
highest bidder. With the
internet so volatile, I try to
sell my sites when I feel they
are at their peak. I recently
sold a website of mine that made
me $1.4M in one year. Over $900k
in profit. I will show you the
URL's of multiple sites that
have made me several million
dollars. There are also a couple
of million dollar websites I've
sold that I CAN'T reveal the URL
or subject of, as the buyers
made me sign
non-disclosures....They are
smart cookies because they know
I'm the man, and they don't want
me sending them new competition.
And I must respect that. But I
can still show you the
strategies I used to get them so
profitable, the same strategies
that I use for ALL of my
websites.
And the
best part is that ALL of my
websites are 99% automated.
I know what you are
thinking...no one who makes as
much money as I do would even
dare to reveal their knowledge,
because they would fear opening
a floodgate of new competition.
In fact, I know several people
who make very good money online,
and they think I’m absolutely
crazy for sharing my strategies.
But I don’t really give a s%$#*
what they say. There are 3
reasons why I can confidently
reveal my strategies to you:
• First of all, I make more than
enough money from the site you
are on right now, enough that I
don’t have to worry about anyone
competing with me on one of my
many other websites. Word of
mouth about my program has sent
sales through the roof.
• Secondly, I’m already richer
than I ever thought I would be.
So if a few of my websites start
to lose revenue because of
copycats, it doesn’t really
matter.
• Lastly, my strategies apply to
hundreds of thousands of niche
areas of the internet, so there
are enough pieces of the pie for
everyone. Even if you did copy
my strategies and do better than
me in some of the same areas I
market in, I’ll just make
another site about something
else. No big deal. I have
websites in categories that most
people would never even think of
anyway. So competition from you
is the least of my worries.
So
What am I Offering You?
I’m
offering you the EXACT SAME
strategies I have used to become
an online multi-millionaire.
The same strategies I still use
to this day. Unlike those
so-called gurus I spoke about
before, I’m not going to
overwhelm you with pages and
pages of cookie-cutter marketing
mumbo jumbo, just to make my
product look large and
worthwhile. If you are looking
for an expensive sleep-aid, buy
their program. If you want to
start making money TODAY, buy
mine.
In my program, I cut to the
chase with just over 45 pages of
my prime online money making
strategies, those that you can
begin using immediately.
If you
cannot make $25K/month with
these techniques, I seriously
think you are in the wrong
field. Even a
lazy jerk like me made millions
off of them. And I’m talking
about 5-10 hours of work per
week MAX. If you pay someone a
few hundred bucks a week to
answer most of the emails for
you, you can work as little as
1-2 hours per week.
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Recent Comment:
"First off, your product
is hands down the best
I've ever bought. And
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Erik M. - Netherlands |
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What's Included in my
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10 ways to instantly
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How to make a fortune
generating easy leads
for dozens of online
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Why your sales letters
suck and mine convert
like crazy |
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How I kill ANY
competition on Google
Adwords, and pay less
than them. |
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How my Adsense Ads have
a 20% clickthrough rate. |
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How I earn an average of
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person that comes to my
FREE websites |
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How to get almost EVERY
visitor to join your
email lists. |
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How I attained and
maintained a # 1 listing
in Google for 3 years,
for several of the most
popular searches in the
world. Over 100 million
competitors. And it's
still # 1 today. |
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How to get huge link
popularity doing almost
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How to use both "white
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How to create your own
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2 days. |
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Where to buy wholesale
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are "hot", for the
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A list of my own
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found anywhere else.
Resell on eBay.
Dropshipping available. |
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Websites you can create
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instantly profitable. |
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Examples of my current
and former websites that
make me millions. |
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Free updates for life. |
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So much other
miscellaneous stuff, I'd
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A Few
Additional Things You Should
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• They are especially useful for
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• These are true “guerilla”
marketing techniques. A few are
so absurd that they are actually
genius, if I do say so myself.
• I'm not going to waste your
time with general marketing info
that you can find anywhere.
EVERYTHING you need to succeed
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Whatever you decide, I'll be
sipping martinis by the pool.
And if you do happen to see me
out in the real world, do me a
favor and don't come and
talk to me. I'm much too rich
and important.
To Being a Lazy Millionaire,
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Try my strategies for up to 45
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my
FAQ
page for complete details. If I
see that you're REALLY pathetic,
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Recent Comment:
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this info you are
pathetic."
John Groom - Geneva, FL |
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Hey, what are you doing reading
down here? Didn’t you order
yet?......Oh, you must be one of
those idiots thinking my program
still sounds to good to be true.
Well, if you are not convinced,
I don't give a s#@%*. Go ahead
and keep making your measly
couple of grand every month, or
whatever pathetic amount you
make. When you are fed up,
you'll be back. You’ve seen
proof that I make millions.
You’ve seen that I tell it like
it is, without all the BS.
You’ve seen that I’m a rich jerk
with nothing to lose. You've
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