From:
North of Jewfish Creek
Dear Friend & Subscriber,
Something has happened recently that
will cause me the loss of an enormous amount of money.
And no, it wasn't the IRS, any
other governmental agency, or somebody sneaking into my house and
stealing the family jewels. Actually, I don't really have
any family jewels for somebody to steal. What I have been
robbed of is a chance I had to make a small fortune.
However, as you shall see before you finish
reading this letter, what is my loss is going to turn out to
be...
Very Decidedly YOUR Gain!
I'll get back to this later in this letter.
But right now I want to talk with you about something else.
I want to talk with you about...
BILLIONS!
Over the course of my career, I have
generated for myself and/or my clients billions of dollars
in revenue. I don't know exactly how much I have
generated but, for the sake of simplification, let's assume
it was only one billion dollars. A billion is a difficult
number to comprehend. But the next time you hear a
politician casually using the word "billion" think about
whether you want the politician spending your tax money. And
when I tell you I have generated more than a billion
dollars, I want to give you a few details which will help you
think about what that really means.
* A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
* A billion minutes ago Jesus was
alive.
* A billion hours ago our ancestors
were living in the Stone Age.
* A billion days ago no one walked on
two feet on earth.
* A billion dollars ago was only
8-hours and 20-minutes, at the rate our government spends
it.
If
you are a man and you had a billion wives all nagging you
at the same time, your brain would explode and you would die
in a fraction of a second. And, at any given time (like right now
for instance) there are more than a billion humans and other
animals having sex. Stop and think about that statement: At this very moment, there are
billions of creatures having sex and yet here you are... sitting
in front of a computer reading a newsletter written by a
shitweasel. Just think what that says about you and what a
loser you are. (Come to think of it, just think what that
says about me and how much of a loser I am.)
Whatever. If you wanted to drive around the Equator,
you would have to do it 4,000 times before you had
driven a billion miles. (Let's hope your car has air
conditioning.)
And so on. A billion is a bunch. A
serious bunch. Well, as all of you know, I recently had
what I called my "Fusion Seminar" which taught the attendees
how to multiply their online profitability by using offline
marketing secrets... and... how to improve their offline
profitability by using newly discovered online secrets.
Now I'm going to tell you something you
don't know. There are marketing secrets which are very
valuable that, as a general rule, I have not taught to my
newsletter readers, seminar attendees, or clients. But, at
my "Fusion Seminar" (for some reason) I decided to reveal
ALL
these secrets. The "real-behind-the-scenes-secrets" I have
personally used (many of them I created) which have
generated billions of dollars in sales. These secrets are, without any shred of
doubt...
The Most Powerful, Most Effective, And
Most Profit-Generating Response Boosting
Secrets
Ever Discovered!
For example, there is one secret I've been
reluctant to reveal which is unquestionably the biggest
secret I have ever uncovered in 35-years of marketing. This
secret is so powerful, it instantly doubles or triples the
profit of almost any sales message selling any product in
any market.
In fact, my friend and student, Caleb
O'Dowd, personally tested this amazing secret in a promotion
he is running right now. He did an A/B split test where one
letter ("Letter A") was NOT using the little secret but
where the second letter ("Letter B") WAS using this amazing
secret.
"Letter A" (the one NOT using the little
secret) pulled in a 1.5% conversion rate. "Letter B" (the one
USING the amazing secret) pulled in almost 3.5%. That may not seem like much of a
difference... until you do the math. Just look at what the
difference was in this little 5,000 piece test mailing.
Letter A pulled in exactly $10,869 in sales.
But Letter B pulled in a whopping $25,361 in sales! It's the
difference between night and day. And the best part is...
It Took Caleb
All Of 30-Seconds
To Use That Little Secret!
Just imagine what kind of "extra" profits
this would mean for you... if... you knew this one amazing
secret.
Caleb told me after spending six months "under my wing" and
being shoulder-to-shoulder with me (and with some of the smartest
minds in marketing) he had pretty much learned almost all of
the tight-lipped secrets we had to offer.
But, after attending my "Fusion Seminar",
Caleb had to admit he had been wrong! There were a LOT of
secrets he learned for the first time at my seminar.
At my "Fusion Seminar"
three of the world's most legendary online and offline
marketers and myself took the stage and began
revealing some of the most powerful secrets in the world
today for increasing sales and multiplying bottom-line
profits... overnight!
For three solid days, my marketing "Dream
Team" and myself revealed secret after secret... "golden
nuggets of information"... for dramatically increasing
response and super-charging the effectiveness of every piece
of marketing anyone does.
Each speaker revealed the secrets which made
each of us successful. We revealed the secrets which created
breakthrough successes... and... put millions and
millions of dollars in sales and profits into our pockets
(or our clients' pockets). Then, we revealed the powerful
tactics which will make you...
Super Successful At Selling
Any
Product, Service Or Business,
In Any In Any Offline Or Online Market!
Who were these speakers who made up my
"Dream Team"? What were their secrets? How can you use them
to multiply your response? How can you use them to
dramatically increase your profits?
The first man on my "Marketing Dream Team"
is a guy who, even though he is still a relatively young
man, is considered to be...
The Father Of Internet Marketing!
Some even credit him for being the very
first person to create an ebook. He modestly denies this. He
says the technology was already available for downloading
files from the Internet. Whether this is true or not, this
genius was still the very first guy to popularize the ebook
format.
His name is Mark Joyner and he has
personally authored many print books. One of those is "Mind
Control Marketing". Mark's book became a best seller
and even outsold Rudolf
Giuliani's book at the heighth of the mayor's popularity
(after September 11). Mark accomplished this even
though Giuliani's book was receiving national coverage on
CNN, CNBC and other national broadcast stations, as well as the many different talk shows Giuliani appeared on across the country.
As well as print books, Mark has authored
many ebooks, one of which is called "Search Engine
Optimization". The last time anybody counted (and that was
back in 1998), this particular book had been downloaded well over
one million times!
Not many know it but, Mark also pioneered
some of the most widely-used marketing software on the
Internet today. And, he was the very first guy to invent
software to track the results of each and almost every
marketing online campaign. This led to the growth of an
entire industry on the web.
Mark also developed the second-ever Pay-Per-Click search
engine, which he later sold for millions of dollars.
Back in 1994, when the Internet was at its
early stages of development, this guy was one of the very
first people to start earning money online. He began to grow
a small, one man company which would later become the most
famous and respected Internet marketing business online,
before he finally sold it in 2002. This company was "Aesop
Marketing". At the heighth of Aesop's success, it was turning
over multiple-millions of dollars in yearly profits.
Apart from all this, Mark has been the
genius behind many of the most successful websites online.
Many of his websites have broken into the top 100 most
visited websites on the Internet... competing with industry
giants like Google, Yahoo, and many others. One of Mark's
websites reached the 36th top-place ranking in the
entire world.
Mark's viral marketing strategies, marketing
methods, and traffic-generating techniques have earned him
the respected title as being...
One Of Marketing's Most Influential Leaders...
And... A Legendary Master Of Online Marketing!
The next expert to "spill his guts" at my
"Fusion Seminar" is a guy who some of the biggest
advertising companies in America rely on to produce groundbreaking successes. Companies like Phillips
Publishing, Agora Publishing, Boardroom Reports, Rodale
Press, and dozens more of a similar nature and
stature.
It's commonly known when "conventional"
marketing or advertising methods don't work, this guy is the
person huge companies literally sneak in the back door to
"take over". He pulls them out of the mud when a
record-breaking success is needed.
Of course, I'm talking about John Carlton.
Some of his ads have run for as long as
eight years. And some of them have never been beaten
despite repeated attempts by some of the best copywriters. His particular "edgy" style of writing,
and the potent effectiveness of his copy, have earned him
the reputation of being...
One Of The Greatest Copywriters
Of All Time!
Then there is Michel Fortin who is the "secret weapon" some of the
biggest names in online marketing use religiously to create
the most powerful and compelling online sales copy in the
world today. He's created promotions for Yanik Silver, John
Reese, Jay Abraham, Ted Ciuba, Frank Kern, Terry Dean, Shawn
Casey, Jason Potash, Neil Shearing, Mark Joyner, Jeff
Mulligan, Michael Kimble, to name but a few.
In the last decade alone, Michel has
generated over $35,000,000 in sales for
numerous employers and clients in the United States, Canada,
Australia, Europe, China, Russia... in other words... all
over the globe. And he was the top sales producer for a
Fortune 500 company.
Michel knows more tricks for boosting
website profits than any person I've ever met. In a very
short time, he has become...
The Number One Copywriter
On The Internet Today!
For three entire days, each of us "let rip" some of the most simplistic... yet
dramatically effective... concepts and secrets. These
concepts and secrets will not only boost the response of
your marketing... but also... your bottom-line profits...
whether you market online or offline.
In most cases, you'll be able to
dramatically explode your response... overnight...
using these powerful secrets. All it takes is a few simple
changes. Matter of fact, most of these changes don't take any
longer than 30-seconds to do!
It doesn't matter how inexperienced you are
in marketing. These secrets are so easy to use, you don't
need to be a world-class copywriter, or an expert marketer,
or even a savvy business person. What my "Dream Team"
revealed at the seminar was so simple... even a child
could do it!
So, for the first time in marketing history,
four of the world's top "A-List" marketers were able to cram
together over 100 years of combined, tested, proven, and
super-successful marketing experience. Each speaker
revealed every secret they knew for dramatically increasing
response and multiplying your profits.
These secrets were boiled down into what can
only be described as...
The Best Marketing Seminar Ever Given
For Dramatically Improving Response And
Multiplying Your Bottom-Line Profits!
Let's take it all apart and break down what each speaker revealed.
Let's start with the "Prince
of Print" himself (that's me, you dummy). Here's but a few
of the powerful secrets I gave up:
u The #1 biggest mistake made
by marketers using Google ad-words! This mistake is costing
you a small fortune in lost profits.
u
Discover the #1 best way to grab any reader by the jugular... and... drag him down into your
sales message... and... almost force him to buy! This is one
of my biggest and most powerful secrets. (Even some of
the biggest mailers in the world don't know this little
trick.)
u The #1 thing you need to TAKE OUT of
every offer you make! Follow my advice on this and I promise
you will experience an avalanche of sales and profits in
each and every one of your promotions.
u How anybody (even a complete novice)
can write a world-class sales letter for any product, in any
market! This method is so incredibly simple, you don't even
need to do any research. Or in many cases, you don't even
need to know anything about the topic you're going to write
about.
u One simple method anybody can use,
online or offline, to build huge amounts of credibility and
trust in the mind of your prospect! Building this kind of
trust and respect is the key to any successful
promotion. It's also one of the biggest factors savvy
marketers use to dramatically improve response... by
double digit numbers!
u Discover the one and only true
secret you need to become super-successful in everything you
do! Every successful marketer and entrepreneur has mastered
this one simple thing.
u 3 of the most vital resources every
"top notch" marketer uses to effortlessly find red-hot
passionate markets to make huge amounts of cash! I
personally have used each one of these resources to discover
some of the biggest successes of my career.
u How to find out the average person's
biggest motivating reason for buying your product! If you
use this to your advantage, it will make you thousands...
even MILLIONS of dollars in profits.
u How to effectively research a
profitable market! Many people just blindly stumble into
markets which don't have a chance of being profitable. Then, after their
promotions crash, they wonder what went wrong.
u Discover the exact types of markets
you should be marketing to! These are the types of red-hot
markets which almost guarantee to make YOU A LOT OF SERIOUS
CASH.
u My secret for creating a million
dollar product in as little as one weekend! You'll love
this.
u How anybody can mail out 1,000,000
sales messages for as little as $1,000!
u How to find investors with huge
bundles of cash who will almost beg you to take their money
and invest it in your business!
u How to "advertise your advertising"!
This is a very powerful method for boosting the response of
your ads... by double digit percentages.
u Discover what the absolute best kind
of product to sell is! This specific product is the most
sought-after product in the world today.
u How to almost "kill" your refund
rate... by offering... a "double your money back guarantee"!
(This is a "sneaky" but legal and ethical trick.)
u Why getting somebody else to take
your mail to the post office could be costing you millions of dollars a year in
lost earnings!
u Discover one of my most tightly
kept secrets for making as much as 10-times more profit from
any online list of names!
u Find out how one specific law...
which was passed to catch drug dealers and smugglers... can
literally cripple your business in less than 24-hours! (And
how you can avoid being tripped up by this law.)
u And much, much more!
Mark Joyner was next up to the bat. He
revealed some of the most powerful concepts and marketing
techniques I've ever heard of. In fact, some of the things
he talked about were so good, one of the attendees stood up
and shouted, "Mark's
presentation was red hot!"
Here are some examples of what Mark had to
offer:
P His famous "Source of the Nile"
technique: How it's costing you a fortune in lost sales,
business and profits... and why... using it will (at the
very least) double the amount of money you are
making... almost overnight! (Mark personally uses this
technique in every direct response website he has.)
P The single-biggest mistake rookie
marketers make online... and how... a simple change in the
way you format your site will dramatically increase
response... almost immediately!
P How to make maximum money from weak
and unprofitable traffic!
P When, where and how to successfully
up-sell a product to your customers! This clever little
tactic will increase your website profits by 50% or more.
This little "shift" will take you about 3-minutes to do...
and... you will begin to see results... IMMEDIATELY.
P Discover what the absolute best
form of marketing in the entire world is... and... the
one simple technique for perfecting it! (Mark told me at a
private lunch we shared that if I used nothing more than
this one technique alone, no matter what I'm selling, I
would never have to work again for the rest of my life.)
P How and where to "develop"
the most extremely-targeted traffic for your business!
Almost every top marketer online is using this... but...
most people don't see the power of its use.
P One crucial resource for finding a
complete volume of the top 100,000 search terms on the
entire Internet! Just think how valuable this product would
be to you in your business.
P How to sell any business online or
offline! Mark has personally sold many of his own businesses
for massive amounts of cash.
P How to convert your non-responsive
online list into quick and easy cash... in less than
10-minutes!
P The one and only difference between a
bad, unprofitable website... and... a super-effective,
super-responsive one!
P 3 crazy exercises which will
immediately kick-start your marketing brain into action and
start pumping out those million dollar ideas! Mark does
these exercises every time he needs a breakthrough solution
or a million dollar idea.
P What exactly the "Zeigernic Effect"
is and why it is one of the most powerful techniques you can
use online to get your emails opened, your sales message
read, and explode your website response! Mark shows you
EXACTLY how (IN DETAIL) to use this method.
P The one and only true key to
success on the Internet! This is the exact secret which
makes John Reese and every other online marketer
super-successful at almost everything they do. Mark said...
"If You Leave
Here With Only This Simple Little Secret
Etched Into Your Mind, You Will Have
Everything
You Need For Incredible Success!"
P Discover what Mark's "trump cards"
are and how he uses them in every online promotion or
business he does!
P Discover how to make any
testimonial 10-times more effective... by simply making a
5-second change!
P Find out why "viral marketing" is
one of the very best methods on earth for marketing your
product!
P Discover how to create, track and
profit from your very own viral marketing strategy!
P Find out the #1 main contributing
factor of massive success with viral marketing! Get this
right... and... you will have just found the "golden goose"
when it comes to making money online.
P And much, much more!
Next to "spill his guts" was the infamous...
John Carlton!
John revealed his secrets for success... the
same secrets which made him and his clients untold
millions of dollars. Secrets like:
t How to find the head-turning
hook which reels customers into your ad like crazy! John
is considered to be the master of finding
"grab-'em-by-the-jugular" type hooks that won't allow the
reader to stop until he has finished reading the entire ad.
t How to write a "killer" headline
which stops your intended audience cold! (John even reveals
the kinds of "trigger" words which really grab your readers
by the throat and forces them to drop everything
while they read your ad.)
t How to find out EXACTLY what your
customers really want... and then... how to make them take
action!
t Discover how to use power words to
emotionalize your sales message... drag your reader into the
drama... and... make them take out their wallets and buy
what you're selling!
t Find out what the most violated
copywriting lesson is and why it could be killing the
response of your sales letter!
t Why you must find your very own
Unique Selling Proposition if you plan on entering a market
that has any kind of competition! Failing to do this almost
guarantees you will lose your shirt. And John tells you
EXACTLY how to find your Unique Selling Proposition.
t How to know when you are completely
finished writing a sales message! This is very important...
because... there is an exact spot you must stop at
for your message to reach its maximum effectiveness.
t Discover John's secret for becoming
a master copywriter!
t Discover the only thing you need to
become a truly world-class writer! Master this one little
thing... and... everything else will simply become gravy.
t How to know the exact perfect
amount of money to charge your customers for your product!
t Find out the absolute best way for
any person to succeed in writing a world-class piece of
copy... and... in making huge amounts of "cash in hand"
profits!
t And much, much more!
And last but certainly not least,
there's...
Michel Fortin!
Michel also revealed the secrets which made
him the most effective and most sought after copywriter on
the web today. He revealed some of the most powerful
secrets, as well as proven tested results for dramatically
increasing the results from your online marketing. Secrets
like:
a Michel's 3 laws for writing
"killer" online sales copy... and... how to use them as a
template for every online sales message you write!
a Find out why the more targeted
your marketing is, the more money you make! (And exactly how
to target your market.)
a The 3 C's every marketer must
AVOID if they want their sales copy to rake in huge amounts
of bottom-line profits!
a Find out the #1 secret behind the
success of almost every marketer in the world today!
a Discover Michel's "QUEST" formula
for writing "killer" online sales copy which almost forces
the reader to buy whatever you are selling!
a Why scarcity is one of the most
powerful reasons people buy your product or service!
a 3 simple (yet highly
effective) methods of increasing scarcity in your sales
copy!
a The one specific color to boost
your copy's readership by 27%... and... your conversion rate
by a whopping 72%!
a 3 ways to reverse the risk
involved for your customers in purchasing your product!
Doing this will send your sales through the roof.
a How one little change in color in
your order form can double your sales response!
a 4 simple formatting tricks which
can balloon your sales or signups from 13%... to as much
as... a massive 340%!
a How to create scarcity for an
ebook which sells 24-hours a day!
a How, by using a certain type of
text, you can increase the profits you receive from your
email marketing by as much as 950%!
a Discover how one particular type
of headline out-pulls any other by as much as 76.92%! Think
how much added profit this would mean to every sales letter
you have for any website... or... direct mail promotion you
run.
a How, by simply REMOVING a small
piece of text from your sales copy, you can increase
profits by as much as 48.81%!
a Find out what the best color
headline to use is... and... how it can increase profits by
26.58%!
a Discover what the 10-biggest
things to test in any sales message are!
a How to triple response by using
a particular sized font in your order links!
a Discover one place you can put
your name in your copy which will boost its response by
43.76%! (And trust me, it's NOT where you think it might
be.)
a How one extremely common online
formatting mistake is costing you a 26.26% loss in profits!
a Discover how to use pictures to
increase your profits by 38.84%!
a Find out exactly where in
your copy you should place pictures in order to the get the
maximum results!
a Discover how a simple box, placed
in a simple place in your letter, will boost your sales by
33% or more!
a Find out how to increase your
website profits by as much as 350%! Michel recently
discovered this little trick and has never publicly before
revealed it... until now.
a How to increase sales by 250% by
simply ADDING half a line of text to the bottom of each of
your sales messages!
a And much, much more!
I could go on and on for pages with more
secrets revealed at my "Fusion Seminar". But what you have
just read is a pretty good idea of the kind of hard-hitting,
no BS marketing methods you can use to dramatically
increase your bottom-line profits... whether your market is
offline or online.
These are the kind of "behind-the-scenes"
secrets most marketers don't ever reveal. Why? Simply
because...
These Secrets Work Like Crazy!
And the simple truth is, most guys don't
want the competition finding out about them. These kinds of
tips, tricks and secret techniques are simply too valuable
for most other marketers to reveal. And besides... hardly
any of them even know about these secrets.
Now listen up:
Do you want to continue marketing your product, service or
business without the benefit of using these secrets? Secrets
which will literally multiply and magnify your sales and
bottom-line profits by as much as 400%... 800%... even
1200%... or more?
The truth is, it will cost you more (much more) to
not know about these secrets... than... it will to
spend years to find out about them and use them for yourself. That's why I decided to
record the entire seminar... from start to finish. There's a
full 18-hours of footage recorded onto an 11-part DVD course.
That sounds like it was one hell of a
seminar, doesn't it? The truth is it was one
hell of a seminar. In fact, at the end of the seminar, I
asked the audience,
"Well, folks, how did you like the
seminar?"
And every attendee stood up and...
Applauded And Hooted And Hollered And
Jumped Up And Down And Stamped Their
Feet
To Make The Loudest And Longest
Thundering Of Applause
I Have Ever Experienced In My Entire
Life!
I was ecstatic. I knew then I was going
to make an enormous amount of money by selling the DVD's of
my "Fusion Seminar" by online affiliate marketing and other
forms of Internet and offline marketing.
But something went wrong. The guys who were
taping this seminar set up their video camera at the back of the
room and focused in on the podium where each speaker would
stand to make their presentation. Then, the cameraman went to sleep.
Let's say we have a speaker (like me) who likes to prowl
the stage as he talks. Well, since the
cameraman was asleep and the speaker moved away from the podium,
all you'll be seeing on the DVD is a damn podium.
Fortunately, you WILL HEAR what the speaker is saying... you
just won't see him at the time.
In addition, some of the speakers
used overhead slides or a PowerPoint presentation. Did the
cameraman move the camera to capture the information on the
screen? Nooooooooooooo. When the cameraman should have moved the
camera to focus on the slide being shown on the screen, he just stayed dead on
target on that podium. As a consequence, someone watching
the DVD's cannot see the slides the speaker was using to
illustrate his point.
Another bad thing is there were some
humorous moments of the seminar I would have LOVED to
have seen captured on camera. For example, one time when my assistant, Theresa,
was outside the room, quite a few people commented on how
efficient and beautiful and helpful she is. I replied,
"You got that right." And
then I jokingly added,
"And I think she's really horny too. So if
any of you guys are interested, get the URL of her website
from her and go to it right away.
Well, it turned out while the audience
and I first started talking about the outstanding qualities
of Theresa, someone went out in the hallway and told her,
"Gary's talking about you."
Just as I finished speaking the words,
"So
if any of you guys are interested, get the URL of her
website from her and go to it right away."
Theresa burst into the room
with a big smile on her face and her arms waving in the air
saying...
"Here I Am!"
I would give almost anything to have had
that moment captured on film. But
alas, it was not since the cameraman never moved his camera.
In any case, I've done the best I can to
salvage this situation.
First of all, I would say 90% of the time
the speakers WERE standing at the podium so you can see
and hear them deliver their important information.
If
a speaker prowled out of camera range, you CAN HEAR what
they were saying. You'll just be staring in fascination at the empty
podium. But you won't miss any of
the valuable secrets they were revealing.
As for what was on
the screen, I don't use any overheads. Neither did Mark
Joyner. And John Carlton left his overheads on the
screen only for a few seconds. It was just long enough for the audience
to read the headline. On the DVD's you'll hear John reading
each headline.
However, Michel Fortin's
slide presentation was different and it is important to see
his slides. So even though you won't be able to see
the slides on the DVD's... Michel has sent me the printed version of
them. This printed version is included with my "Fusion
Seminar Package".
Anyway, whenever I have a seminar I believe
in charging the exact same price to sell the tapes and/or
the DVD's as I charged the people
who attended live. That's
because I don't want people not to attend a live seminar...
because... they believe they might be able to get the tapes of
it for less money. The
price to attend my "Fusion Seminar" was $3,750 plus
everybody had to pay their own travel and hotel expenses.
Many of the attendees traveled a really long
distance to attend (for example, one man came from
Singapore, a couple others from Australia, Germany, and
quite a few from England). These people probably paid
upwards of $10,000 to attend my seminar.
I cannot sell the DVD's of my "Fusion
Seminar" by affiliate marketing. And that's a real shame.
Because I think if I had been able to, I just might have
broken John Reese's million dollar day record.
I also can't sell the DVD's of my "Fusion
Seminar" in good conscience at the price I should
charge for them. Which is $3,750 plus shipping and
handling.
So what I've decided to do is to offer all
of my readers a chance to buy these DVD's...
At A Very
Significant Discount!
Again, I want to say this package is rich in
content and billion-dollar information. But the way it was
videotaped makes me think of someone trying to sell diamonds
he keeps in a dirty burlap sack. It was so
unprofessionally captured by the camera crew, I wonder if
they were the people who did the photography for the film
"Blair Witch Project".
In any case, although it pains me to no end,
if you want to buy the DVD's of my "Fusion Seminar", I will
give you a full $500 discount, which means you'll only have
to pay $3,250.
Ah shit. I hate this. I hate it. I hate it.
I hate it. I hate it. Forget the $500 discount. I'm going to
give you a full $1,000 discount. Which means now you can get
all this valuable information for only $2,750.
You know what? I have a headache. My stomach
hurts. I can't even hardly write the words you are about to
read. But damn it to hell, I'm so upset about this situation
I'm going to give you a $2,000 discount. Which means, all
you have to pay is $1,750 to get all this priceless
information.
You know what? I am beginning to hate all of
my subscribers. I hate every single one of you reading this
newsletter. Because I'm about to say something which makes my
blood boil. And that wouldn't be true if it weren't for all
of the telepathic pressure you are sending me through invisible thought waves. So okay, you win. I'm
going to give you, believe it or not...
A $3,000 Discount!
That's the end of it. Don't expect no
more. If you want these DVD's and all the written materials and you order
the package right away, all you have to pay is a lousy $750 plus
a $30
shipping and handling fee to get this package sent to you
by rush emergency delivery.
Just so you know, here's what you will get
when you receive this package:
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First, you'll receive 11 DVD's.
0 Secondly, you'll also receive a printed study guide
about what you'll be learning on each DVD.
0 Third, you'll also receive in printed format the
complete text and graphics of the slide presentation used by
Michel Fortin.
Okay, since I have been financially
sodomized here, I may as well go all out and just
accept the advice I was given many years ago which is...
"If
Rape Is Inevitable...
You Might As Well Lay Back And Enjoy
It."
So therefore, if you buy these DVD's... and this only
applies to those of you who buy them immediately...
if you have any marketing problems, I will give you one free
personal consultation and help you solve that problem.
There's three things you need to know about
this offer:
1) I will deliver my help by either email
or I will call you directly to give you the free
consultation.
2) I won't give anybody a free
consultation until they have watched all the DVD's and
studied all the written materials. The reason should be obvious. Many of the questions
you'd like to ask me right now will be answered for you in
the "Fusion Seminar Package".
3) The last thing I want to say is, this offer
for your one free consultation expires at the end of 2005.
Do you
have any idea how valuable a free marketing consultation
from me might be to you? I can tell you this: Many people
have paid me LOTS of money for such a consultation... and... they
then made millions of dollars from the
information I gave them.
Let's Get Down To How You Can Order
My "Fusion Seminar Package"!
If you want to order by check
or money order, simply
make it
payable to "Cherrywood Publishing"
in the amount of
$750 plus $30 for rush emergency delivery.
(That's a total of $780 for those of you who aren't very
good at arithmetic.) You should send your check with a
note saying it is for the "Fusion Seminar Package"
and send it to:
Fusion Seminar Package
Cherrywood Publishing
3101 SW 34th Ave #905-467
Ocala, FL 34474
USA
If you want to pay by credit card, the best
way to do it is
using PayPal.
Go to their website (www.PayPal.com)
and click the "Send Money" tab. PayPal will ask you the
e-mail address of the person you want to send money. The one
and only email address you must use to do that is
Gary@TheGaryHalbertLetter.com. And, of course, the
amount to send is $780.00. (By the way, as a safety
precaution, once you've placed your order through PayPal,
you might want to send an email to my other assistant
letting her know you've placed your order. Her email address
is Roxanne@TheGaryHalbertLetter.com.)
If you don't want to use PayPal but still
want to use your
credit card,
the next best way is to
fax us your order. Our fax is a dedicated fax line and
it's on 24/7. The fax number is
(352) 861-1665. Here's the information we'll need
to process your order:
1) Your name as it appears on your credit
card.
2) The type of credit card you are using
(Visa, MasterCard or American Express).
3) The credit card number.
4) The expiration date.
5) The "security code". If you're using a
Visa or MasterCard, the code is the 3-digits on the back of
your card at the end of your signature box. If you're using
American Express, the code is the 4-digits on the front of
your card above your credit card number.
6) We must have your BILLING address.
This is the address your credit card company sends you
your credit card bills.
7) Let us know if you have a different
address you want your "Fusion Seminar Package" shipped to.
8) It's not required but, it would be
helpful if you gave us a telephone or a fax number where we
could contact you in case we run into any problems with your
order.
Finally, if none of the above works for you, just
email Roxanne and give her your telephone number and she
will call you and take the credit card information over the
phone. You can email her at
Roxanne@TheGaryHalbertLetter.com.
That's it for now. I'm going to stop working
for the rest of the day and take a bunch of Oxycontin pills
to kill the pain you've caused me with all those toxic
telepathic messages demanding that outrageous discount!
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Gary C. Halbert
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P.S. To be serious, this is the best information package you
will ever have a chance to buy. And you now have a chance to
buy it at a price so low, it is probably the best value you
could ever get for your money. I hope you take advantage of
it and I hope you do so immediately.
Peace.
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