North of Jewfish Creek
Dear Friend & Subscriber,
If you read just the first 2 pages
of this letter, you will learn a secret that will probably...
make you rich!
If you read the other 18 pages, you will learn
about other secrets... that... (if you choose to use
them) can make you more money than any sane person can possibly
Why am I sending you this information? Well, a
short time ago, you read a message from me (delivered to you
by the magic of the Internet)... and... that message said:
North of Jewfish Creek
Dear Friend & Subscriber,
Have you ever wondered if I tell all
my marketing secrets in my newsletters and at my seminars?
Actually... I do not.
But, I have decided to reveal to some
of you perhaps my most important secret to making huge
profits. Nobody has ever told you about this... because...
Nobody Else Knows
There's just one catch. I cannot reveal
this secret online. I have to send it to you via snail
If you've been reading my newsletters
for any length of time, I think you know by now, I never
misuse your e-mail address. Nor do I let anyone else use
your e-mail address for any reason whatsoever. By the
same token, if you give me your snail mail address, it
will be safe with me. I will consider it as sacred as
I do your e-mail address.
And, as soon as you give me your snail
mail address, I will mail you a letter containing this
huge secret you can use to make tons of money. And, I
will reveal this secret...
Like I said, you will never get this
piece of information from anybody else. Nobody else knows
it. So, if you are interested, simply e-mail me your name
and snail mail address to my personal e-mail address which
is NoSexGary@aol.com. By the way, in the "Subject
Line" of your e-mail to me, please write "Snail
Mail Address" so I won't mistake your e-mail for
spam and delete it without reading it.
Thanks for reading this rather long
Gary C. Halbert
is, without doubt, the most profitable thing you will
ever learn about how to increase website profits.
Remember that message? I'm sure you do. And, you
did your part. You trusted me with your "snail mail"
address. And now, it's time for me to live up to my end of the
bargain. So, follow along as I reveal the secret I promised
Suppose you have a website and you sell something
on that site. Let's say that (so far) you have sold whatever
it is you are selling to 10,000 people. And now, you've come
up with another product your 10,000 customers might be interested
in. So, you write a sales pitch and you send it to your customers.
You decide to send 5,000 of your customers your
sales pitch by e-mail... and... the other 5,000 customers the
same sales pitch by snail mail. Will it make a difference?
Here is what will happen: Whatever amount of orders
you get from your 5,000 e-mails, you will get...
20 Times More
Orders From Your
Snail Mail !
That means, if you get 15 orders from your e-mail
"mailing"... you will get... 300 orders from your 5,000
snail mail mailing.
Take a moment to think about how important that
Let's say your product is a book you sell for
$37.00. The 15 orders from your e-mail pitch would bring in
$555.00. Of course, it didn't cost you a dime to "mail"
any of those 5,000 e-mail pitches either. And, it didn't cost
you a dime to fill your orders either since all you had to do
was send your customers an e-mail with an attachment containing
So, since you can "mail" your pitch
and deliver your book for free over the Internet, your net profit
is the same as your gross profit. Namely...
But now, let's take a look at the numbers from
those 5,000 snail mail pitches you sent out. Since you got 20
times as many orders, you ended up selling 300 books. At $37.00
apiece, you took in $11,100. Oh, but wait... sending out those
5,000 snail mails was NOT free. You had to pay approximately
70¢ to mail each one of them. That cost you $3,500.00 to
physically mail out those 5,000 snail mail sales letters.
And, it gets worse. You actually had to pay to
fulfill all those 300 books too. Let's say it costs about $3.00
apiece to fulfill those orders. Damn, that's another $900.00
you had to shell out.
Therefore, with the cost of the mailing ($3,500)
and the cost of fulfilling those 300 book orders ($900) you
had to spend a big fat $4,400.00. That's so sad.
Because, when you deduct those $4,400 expenses
from the $11,100 you took in... well...
And, just in case you don't have a calculator
handy, that means your snail mail produced...
More Than 12 Times
As Much Profit...
As The "Free" E-Mail !
This is NOT an exaggeration. These numbers are
You see, there are SO MANY "spam filters"
between you and the person you are attempting to send your e-mail
to, fewer and fewer of your messages are being delivered every
day. And, even IF your email message did get delivered, the
chances are very high your message will be deleted by the person
you sent it to. And, even IF your e-mail got delivered, opened
and read, it probably wouldn't be believed.
Study after study has shown people just plain,
flat-out DON'T believe almost any of the e-mails they receive.
On the other hand, there are no "spam filters"
between you and the person you are attempting to send your snail
mail letter to. And, when your letter is delivered, the chances
are very high your message will be opened. And, when your letter
got delivered, opened and read, it probably would be believed.
You see, study after study has shown...
Snail Mail Has A
2,000% To 12,000% Higher
"Believability Factor" Than E-Mail !
What you have just read is the biggest unknown
secret to making huge website profits.
And, I know many other website profit secrets
nobody else knows about. One such secret is...
How To Run Full-Page
Newspaper Ads Promoting
YourWebsite... 100% Free!
In fact, at the risk of ruining my reputation
for modesty, I am going to make a rather bold statement...
I Now Honestly Believe
I Know More About How To
Increase The Profit Of AWebsite
Than Anyone Else On Earth!
I'm not kidding. I really do believe that is an
accurate statement. Here's a true story: I was visited recently
by a man named Ed Dale from Australia. (He has since moved to
England.) Ed is one of those very rare people who started a
profitable dot.com company and then... SOLD IT FOR CASH... at
the peak of the frenzy. Then, Ed took the cash from the sale
of his dot.com company and made some shrewd investments and
even shrewder business decisions. And so, his fortune has now
multiplied to double digit millions.
Ed has now started to create websites and has
set out to learn everything he can about how to make those websites
more profitable. He told me recently every marketing book he
has read, every audio or video tape he has listened to or watched,
every seminar he has attended, all pointed him to me, Sir Gary
of Halbert, as the best copywriter and direct marketer online
Naturally, I would be the last to deny that...
so... when Ed rang me up on the "blower" (that's Australian
meaning 'he called me on the phone') I invited him to visit
me in Miami. I learned a lot about Ed during our visit. One
of the things I learned about him is, he always attempts to
seek out and then work with only the very top people in their
chosen fields of expertise. Another (of many) things I learned
was Ed had five operating websites... and... each of those websites
was as different from each other as they could possibly be.
I'm listing them for you here:
That's quite a unique mixture of websites, wouldn't
you agree? I can't imagine how any five websites could be more
different in content than those five are from each other.
Anyway, Ed and I chatted for a bit and then I
told him about how I know more about increasing website profits
than anyone else in the world. And, we made a dinner bet. The
bet was, I could show him how to make a simple change to each
of his websites which would exponentially increase his profits...
immediately... on each of the sites. If I failed, I'd owe him
dinner. If I won, he'd owe me dinner. I also told him this was
only one of about a dozen website profit breakthroughs I had
And Nobody Else In The World
Knows About Them!
Let us mush on: Ed returns to Australia and makes
the change I told him to make to all five of his websites. Soon,
he calls me: "Well mate, it looks like I owe you a dinner!
"Why is that? I asked, "did
my suggestion work out for you?
"Work out? Are you daft, mate? What you
told me to do increased the profitability of every one of my
five websites... immediately! The lowest profit increase
was 300% and the highest was about 1,000%! (NOTE:
I'll bet you a dollar to a donut that anybody who visits those
sites will not be able to detect the profit-making secret I
had Ed incorporate in them. It's something so sophisticated...
even though it's elegantly simple... it's invisible to almost
Anyway, I then reminded him this was only one
of about a dozen secrets I have developed to increase website
profitability. And, that if he would come to my Miami seminar
(the one I just finished), he could learn the other secrets.
What Ed did amazed me...
First, he moved from Australia to London to be
closer to me and the United States. Then, he DID attend my seminar...
and... he was one of the guest speakers.
Ed Dale and I have now made a business arrangement.
I am no longer for hire as a copywriter. I won't take on a single
client. All I'm going to do from now on is work with Ed, keep
writing my newsletter and, finish up a few unfinished marketing
chores I owe a few people.
By the way, this seminar had fewer attendees than
any other seminar I have ever given since I started writing
my newsletter back in 1986. It was kept very small deliberately
because my #1 Trusty Assistant Theresa couldn't be there to
help me. She is now living with her dying father and is serving
him as his primary caregiver.
So, to keep the seminar small, I only notified
a fraction of my readers about it. And, it turns out, a lot
of those I did notify were struggling with the loss of their
homes and/or businesses caused by Hurricane Isabel. Others lucky
enough not to lose their physical structures, had to deal with
the loss of their electricity, phone service, computer access,
fax lines, etc.
I actually had more website experts to
help me with the seminar than I had seminar attendees. So, you
know what we did? We gave each attendee a great deal of personal
attention which would have been impossible under any other circumstances.
And, we had the luxury of making this the most informative,
useful, personal... and... intense... Internet/website
seminar in all of recorded history.
For example, I had every single attendee tell
me all about his or her website or, the website they were getting
ready to put on the web. Then, I told every one of them... in
exact detail... what they could do to improve the profitability
of their website.
I told a few of them they should change the product
they were selling. You see, many people believe the Internet
is SO BIG, you can use it to sell anything. That's not true.
Not if you want to make really BIG profits. If you want to make
really serious money on the Internet, you have to limit yourself
to a surprisingly small category (percentage-wise) of products
or services you offer for sale on your site.
As I write this, I have at my side, a folder telling
me (in rank order) the top 10,000 websites in the world. If
your website is not among the top 10,000 sites, you are
not making really, really serious money with your website. You
might be making what you consider a lot but, you will be missing
out on the truly humongous fungolas you could be raking in.
So, one of the most important secrets Irevealed at my seminar
How To Select A Product Or Service That...
When Sold Via The Internet... Will...
Almost Guarantee You Make HUGE Profits!
And, why not? It costs the same amount of time
and energy to sell a really profitable product or service as
it does to create and maintain a site which only makes peanuts.
So, let's say you are selling one or more of those
hugely-profitable products or services on your website. What
is the first thing you should pay a lot of attention to? I am
literally amazed no one else teaches this! Can you guess what
It's The NAME
Come closer. Pay attention here. Everybody in
marketing with even half-a-brain knows the HEADLINE is the most
important part of any ad. And, don't you get it that when it
comes to websites... the NAME of your site... IS is the
People pay thousands and thousands to get the
top position when someone types a search phrase into a search
engine which relates to what they are selling.
So, there they are, right in the top ten results
of a website search... with... a few poorly written sentences
describing their site (written in blue) and the name of their
website hidden at the bottom of the few lines of copy describing
Know this: Burn it into your mind:
Those first few sentences which describe your site... plus...
the actual NAME of your site are, by far...
The Most Important Words
On Your Entire Website!
Look, when people type a search word or a search
phrase into a search engine, they do NOT necessarily click on
the sites which pop up in the first three or four results. No.
What they do is, they glance down the list of those top ten
sites and read the brief descriptions of each site... and...
the name of each website.
The one they really click on first
(and you DO want it to be yours) is the one with the most enticing
copy describing the website... and... the most enticing website
It's like they are glancing at headlines in a
newspaper to see what stories they want to read. And, most website
descriptive copy and website names seem to have been written
by marketing imbeciles. Listen, these words are, by far, the
most important words on your entire website. More thought and
effort should go into these few lines of descriptive copy (and
name) of your website than everything else that is on your site...
combined! It's so simple, I feel like I'm writing to
morons that I even have to explain it... but... I'm going to
explain it anyway...
If The Few Lines Of Descriptive Copy About
(And The Name Of YourWebsite) Are NOT Written To Grab
A Great Deal Of Immediate Attention... Nobody... Will Click
On The Link And Read YourWebsite... And... Therefore...
NOBODY WILL BUY ANYTHING FROM YOU!
I don't know how to make it any clearer. If you
cannot understand the obvious truth of what I have just written,
you are truly beyond all hope.
Now, for many of you, I am going to make your
I suspect what I am going to write next is going
to put smiles on the faces of people all over the world.
Remember how I wrote a few newsletters ago about
how I was NOT going to be selling the tapes of my Internet/website
seminar? I was not lying to you. Not intentionally anyway.
But, when I got to the seminar, I was pulled aside
by my good friend Carlos Duran and, he told me he had made arrangements
for the hotel (The Embassy Suites) to audio tape the entire
seminar. He told me he wanted to have tapes of the event, even
if it was just for archival reasons. What the heck? I didn't
see how it could hurt anything. And then, something strange
happened: About one-third of the way through the seminar, I
realized this was turning out to be the best seminar on how
to make website profits in all of history.
And so, I have decided I will sell the tapes.
Not only that, I made another decision:
I Made The Decision
To Sell The Tapes At A
Dirt-Cheap, Low Price!
This presented me with a particular problem. Here
I was, standing in front of a small group of people who had
paid nearly $6,000 to attend my seminar plus all their hotel
and travel expenses. And, three of these people had come all
the way from Singapore. Do you know how much it costs to fly
round trip from Singapore? I just looked it up. It's somewhere
in the vicinity of $3,000.00 or more.
Maybe some of the attendees would not have come
to the seminar... if... they had known in advance they would
be able to buy the tapes... and especially... if they knew the
dirt-cheap price I was going to charge for the tapes.
But, there was no way they could have known any
of that because... I didn't know I was going to do this myself.
So, I decided to make a little "pitch" to the attendees.
This is what I said:
"Look, this is turning out to be
a truly spectacular seminar. So spectacular, in fact, I want
to share it with the world by selling the audio tapes of this
event. But, I can see how many of you would resent that after
paying so much to be here in person. So, I want to make a deal
"First, I will give you some secret website
techniques for making profits that I had already decided I wasn't
going to share with anybody.
"Secondly, right here and right now, I
will change the agenda of this seminar so I can go over everybody's
website and tell you personally and individually how to immediately
increase the profits of your site.
"And, if that's not enough, I will give
you the right to call me about any of your website problems
for the next 18-months and I will do my best to help you...
without any charge!”
Everybody in that room LOVED my proposal. So,
guess what? If you want to, you are going to be able to buy
the tapes... and... you are going to be able to buy them at
far less than what my seminar attendees had to pay. I have reasons
for doing this and I will explain those reasons at the end of
But now, for the first time in my life, I'm going
to do something I've never done before. Instead of me writing
a sales letter to entice you to buy the tapes of this seminar...
I'm going to let my attendees do it for me!
I realized what I hate most:
Flying in an airplane for 20 hours. But if you are going
to put on another seminar with a $5,000 price tag, guess
what? I would still go on a dumb plane and fly 20 hours
to attend another of your seminars! Here is why:
- I learned about a drug (which was completely unknown
to me) that quite possibly, will make me a million dollars
within the next 24-months.
- I learned your secret on how to (at least) double
my website profits.
- I got to meet some great minds in marketing.
- I learned how to place ads in newspapers at a huge
discount off rate cards.
- I just learned about the most important thing I can
ever do for my business.
I've read in your newsletter, "much
of what I say is timely, but much of what I
say is also timeless." And what I learned in this
Internet seminar is timeless.
As a long time reader of "The
Gary Halbert Letter," I thought I had an idea of
what to expect from your seminar.
Boy, was I wrong!
On Day 1, I received at least
two ideas that I put into action... THAT SAME NIGHT!
Day 2 taught me more about copywriting
by listening to real-world critiques than I ever had listening
to tapes or reading books.
Day 3 is where the money is for my
business. I learned one strategy to use in my Internet
marketing efforts that will GUARANTEE a 500% increase
in my business. I want to thank you for allowing John
Reese the opportunity to share this tactic.
In all, I am walking away from this
experience a wiser man. My gratitude for this cannot be
expressed in words.
I got turned onto you when I
was 23 years old. I'm now 25 and have made over One
Hundred Thousand Dollars using the insider secrets
given to me by you. After this Internet seminar, I'm ready
to make 5 million dollars in the next two years.
The future of making money on the Internet
has just had the door blown off it... and... you are leading
the charge behind the captain's chair of an MA1 mobile
tank fleet. Thanks Gary for giving my finances air in
a world drowning with money problems.
I've been to many of your seminars.
However, this one was by far the best! After having read
at least a dozen books alleging to teach me how to make
money with a website, your course this weekend taught
more proven, simple and workable keys to actually DOING
that (and easily) than all those books combined! This
knowledge could be worth a literal fortune in Internet
profits for most anyone who applies it. Thank you so very
As experienced Internet marketers,
my team and I didn't come to this workshop looking for
the basics... but... came for those unexpected points
of view (your hallmark) which spawns two or three important
new ideas. You gave us five or six. As always, your workshops
Your Internet/website seminar was
I'm just starting out in the Internet/website
business and your seminar provided me all of the essential
tools to make money in the Internet... including how to
write a winning sales letter, secrets to setting up a
profitable website and much, much more.
Within the next ten days, I'll have
my website making money... and I'll be on
my way to a very successful Internet business. Thanks
"Thank you" seems thin...
what I want is something that has more muscle... something
with "heft"... something... something GRAND!
What do you say to someone who has been so generous...
not only with the invitation... but with the presentation?
People have asked me, 'was it worth
it?' I tell them that I saw someone who was tops in his
field deliver with total generosity everything
he had. I had the privilege to be in the room with his
peers, to be treated as one of them! "What? WHAT?
Was it worth it? Are you NUTS?" I say, "OF COURSE
IT WAS WORTH IT! Those three days have changed my life.
What I learned is multi-layered, and it will be percolating
through my being for a long time as I digest the content."
Really, "thank you", (as
well meaning as it is) does not say what I feel. The only
thing I can think to do is, "do" what you taught.
To go out there and work and someday say, "Gary Halbert
taught me that." I just want to live up to the opportunity
you gave us.
My friend, Jackie, who had no thought
of marketing anything is now fired up and ready to go.
In changing my life, you have inadvertently changed hers.
NOW... there is the greatest gift of all.
Really Gary, you are the guru of words...
What Can I Say? Muchicimas Gracias! Vaya con Dios! Just
know, you will always be there until the last beat of
my heart. Darn, I always seem to get mushy even though
I don't want to... I'll have to work on that.
I have learned more about making money
online in three days with you... than... I have the past
four years paying through the nose following the so-called
I have gained invaluable insights
on copywriting in this seminar. And your simple tips on
how to make my website more profitable will definitely
This has been the most beneficial
seminar I have ever attended. I have learned so many tips
and strategies for marketing...
My Brain Is Throbbing!
The seminar was excellent in itself
but, talking to the other attendees was like participating
in mini-seminars and mentoring by experts in the field.
This seminar has been a giant "payback"
for all the good deeds I have done in my life.
I came to your seminar hoping to walk
away with one really good idea. Instead, I am walking
away with... 43 incredibly great ideas!
I've attended many of your seminars
over the years. The truth is, this web seminar was the
very best to anyone serious about making their fortune
on the web. Without the tapes, they are almost guaranteed
to fail. With them... the only way anyone can fail is...
if they don't listen to them!
I have a background in anthropology...
which means... I have almost no knowledge of marketing.
After attending your seminar, my learning curve has skyrocketed.
Thanks for all the copywriting tips.
Especially the secrets you shared about bullets, headlines,
the best time and place to write copy, and the one secret
that was worth the cost of the seminar... what special
process we should use to accept orders that will double
Automatically include my name for sign
up at your next seminar. Oh, and would you do me a favor?
Please, please, please, do not make tapes of this seminar
available to the public.
No one can show you how direct marketing
techniques can be used to make tons of money on the Internet
better than you, Sir Gary of Halbert.
Finding the real thing in a world
which has learned to accept the "fair" copy
as the norm is a mind expanding experience. To me, Gary
Halbert really "is" the man he is reputed to
be. Your presentation is sharp and to the point. You condense
the most pertinent points into the time allotted without
crowding the ideas. You give individual attention without
demeaning the questioner. As a teacher, you have the gift
to communicate in a way the student can learn. I am taking
the lessons learned back with me in the full confidence
I can use them to remake my business life. I will be at
your next seminar and I will continue to read your newsletters
for the best nuggets I know are there. Quite simply, YOU
ARE THE BEST!
Los Angeles, CA
I walked into your seminar a little
nervous... I was a true web virgin.
But now, I have all the tools I need
to set up a profitable website including... how to find
a profitable product to sell... how to set up a search
page... how to test the site to see if it will be profitable
(and for less than $195!)... and how to craft a compelling
sales letter to put on the site!
Thanks for everything. You gave me
a heck of a lot more than I expected!
I expected to learn enough to get me
off to a jump start but, with just a couple of your ideas...
on the first day... I realized that I'm better
than I thought I was! And when the best in the world says,
"That's damn good copy," that gives me an incredible
amount of confidence.
I was also glad to get the technical
expertise of John Reese. Your addition of John to the
line-up made this experience a complete package for me.
I know now that I got more
out of your seminar than I could have imagined, let alone
Even if anyone finds your website
extremely helpful (as I do) they gotta hear you! Some
of the things you reveal are tested and proven... but
are so cuttingedge and counter-intuitive... that they
have to hear the questions, the objections, and the reasons
Your comments about the ordering process
are profound, and just as I describe above.
Firstly, a big thank you! I am so glad
that I flew 20 plus hours from Singapore to attend this
Many things I learned can be implemented
immediately... which... I am sure will boost my revenue
tremendously. This is the most value-added seminar I have
attended so far.
I will definitely want to be at your
As you've just read, all 20 people who attended
my seminar thought it was worth its weight in gold. But, truth
be told, I didn't pull it off alone. The other speakers included
Carlos Duran about how you should not work merely to increase
the size of your bank account, but that... also... your work
should be something you care passionately about. He also made
the very valuable point about how you should put the same amount
of passion you do into making money into your family and your
health. Plus, he explained how, when he first met me three years
ago, he was a personal trainer struggling to make the rent...
and how... his association with me (he lives right here in Miami)
has changed his personal and financial circumstances enormously
for the better.
Another of my speakers was "Doberman Dan"
Gallapoo who lives in the Escazu section of San Jose, Costa
Rica. He actually lives within walking distance of 70% of the
online sports betting casinos in the entire world. Online betting
is legal in Costa Rica and, it pisses off the United States
government to no end. Earlier this year, the U.S. government
tried to shut down the online casinos by making it almost impossible
for U.S. citizens to use their credit cards to place their bets.
The U.S. government has NOT succeeded in this endeavor but,
for a while, they put a real hurting on all the online casinos.
So, what the casinos did was to get creative and discovered
several ingenious ways to get money from people who can't use
a credit card. You never know: Maybe one day something negative
will happen to your merchant account and you will
no longer have the ability to process credit cards... so...
one of these options that Dan reveals at my seminar (which was
discovered by the online sports books) could, quite literally...
Save Your Business!
Dan also revealed a "connection" to
someone who may (for real) be able to solve any merchant account
problems you might be having.
Another guest speaker was Joachim DePosada. Joachim
(pronounced Wa-keem) is my all-time favorite public speaker.
He once gave me what I consider the most important piece of
business advice I ever got in my entire life. (You'll hear me
discuss it when you listen to the seminar tapes.)
Joachim travels all over the world and teaches
Fortune 500 companies the REAL secrets a person needs to know
to become successful. He has written a new book called, "How
To Survive The Piranhas" and I am honored he has included
an entire section about me in it. He practically gives this
book away compared to what it's worth. Find it on the 'net and
get yourself a copy.
And then, as I mentioned previously, Ed Dale also
spoke at my seminar. Ed is one of those people who really pisses
me off... because... he not only makes tons of money... he KEEPS
it! (This is a trick I've never learned.) Anyway, Ed explained
all the secrets he uses to make website profits to my attendees.
And, I can say with 100% honesty, what you will hear him reveal
on my seminar tapes is so incredibly valuable, you should
hide your head in shame if you don't use what he teaches to
make more money than any sane person can possibly spend!
And remember in the testimonials, how some of
my attendees mentioned John Reese? Well, remember at the beginning
of this letter I wrote "I Now Honestly Believe I Know More
About How To Increase The Profit Of A Website Than Anyone Else
On Earth!"? Shit. After meeting and listening to John Reese,
I think honesty dictates that, in actuality, that distinction
should go to him.
He's one of those guys who, until recently (like
John Carlton) has preferred to stay very low profile and under
the radar. The rumors I am now hearing about him are that he
is the top entrepreneur on the entire Internet. When John (Reese)
started talking to my attendees and revealed his secrets, it
was like having Tiger Woods taking a personal interest in you,
taking you under his wing and teaching you to play golf.
And there you have it. A rather complete description
of my latest seminar and what you will learn about making website
profits when you listen to those audio tapes. I'm going to tell
you how you can get those tapes... and... why I'm selling them...
so cheap... in just a moment. But first, I want to discusssomething
You know, there's something I've noticed about
every successful marketer whenever I have visited them in their
houses. I've noticed...
They Are All Information Junkies!
They can't get enough. They are just like me.
If you ever visit the home of a truly pro marketer, you'll always
find a room dedicated to housing information products he has
purchased over the years. Hundreds of books, dozens of sets
of audio tapes, box after box of video cassettes, numerous magazinearticles,
newspaper articles and EVERYTHING he can get his hands on which
might help him be a better marketer. Here's the truth:
The Top Guys Never Think They Know It All...
And... They NEVER Stop Learning!
Anyway, I want to tell you why I'm selling my
tapes so cheaply.
First, I didn't know until the last minute I was
going to be taping the seminar... and so... a small portion
was not captured on the tapes. For example, we started the seminar
by having everyone in the room introduce themselves and tell
us a little about their businesses. This portion was not caught
on the audio tapes.
There are a few other bits and pieces we didn't
catch on the tapes... but... we did get just about everything
of value... and... the audio is very clear.
Secondly, we did not video tape the seminar which,
in my opinion, enhances your learning experience.
Thirdly, you will not be getting the kind of individual
attention I was able to give each of the attendees.
And lastly, you will not be eligible for my individual
assistance during the next 18-months with your website problems.
I made that promise to my attendees... for them... to allow
me to sell the tapes of the seminar... and... feel good about
allowing me to do so.
OK, as you know, the attendees had to pay $5,985.00
to be at the seminar. They also had to pay all their travel
and hotel expenses. That means, in some cases (like the attendees
who came from Singapore) they had to shell out over $9,000.00
to be there.
So, here's what I've decided to charge for the
audio tapes. Exactly one-tenth (1/10) of the price of the seminar...
not counting... hotel and other travel expenses. That means...
you can buy these utterlypriceless tapes for only $598.50.
There are several ways you can order these tapes.
The first way is to write your check in the amount of $598.50
made payable to "NoMax Publishing" and send
7510 Sunset Blvd. #1020
Los Angeles, CA 90046
If you do that, we will send the tapes to you
immediately by First-Class mail. (By the way, even though
Theresa is out of state helping her Dad, there is someone else
in Ocala who picks up the mail daily.)
Or, if you prefer to order using a credit card,
you can do it by fax or phone. To fax your order, write
the words "Seminar Tape Order" on a sheet of paper
and fax it to (352) 861-1665 along with the following
- Your name as it appears on your credit card
- Your credit card number
- The expiration date
- Your BILLING address for that credit card
- The 'security code' from your credit card
a) If using Visa or MasterCard, the 'security code' are the
last three digits on the BACK of your credit card in your
b) If using American Express, the 'security code' are the
four digits on the FRONT of your credit card above your credit
- The shipping address where you want the tapes sent
But, like I said, you can also phone in
your order. Normally, I'd have you call my office and give your
information directly to Theresa. But, since she's not in the
office, you can call my voicemail (24-hours a day, 7-days a
week). When you call my personal voicemail at (323) 851-8275
you will hear my voice saying:
"Hi, this is Gary Halbert. Thank
you for calling to order a copy of my Killer Website Profits
seminar tape package. What I need you to do is leave your name
and the type of credit card you are using. We accept
Visa, MasterCard or American Express. I also need the credit
card number, expiration date, security code and the billing
address of your credit card. Plus, I need the shipping
address where you want the tapes sent. As soon as I have
all this information, I will send you the Killer Website Profits
seminar tape package. And please, speak slowly and clearly and
spell out any unusual words. Thank you again for your order
and trusting me enough to order the package in this fashion."
Okay, after you hear my message, you will hear
a very brief announcement in a female voice. She will direct
you in both English and Spanish to wait for the beep
before leaving your message. It is only after her speaking,
will you hear the beep and be able to leave your ordering information.
So, wait for the beep and do just like I instructed you above
and, your Killer Website Profits seminar tape package will be
shipped to you within 24-hours.
Gary C. Halbert
|(temporarily the world's most exhausted
When you listen to these seminar tapes, you will learn
more valuable REAL information on how to make website
profits than you can get any place else in the world.
That's it for now. I'm gonna crank up the "No
Mercy" and take a little cruise.
Copyright © 2003 Gary C. Halbert. All Rights Reserved.