How To Use 976 Numbers To Get People To Pay To Hear Your Sales Pitch!
How To Use Cheap Little Classified Ads To Make As Much As $10,000 Per Day!
How To Get A Product To Sell If You Don't Have One Already And How To Get It For Nothing!
How To Get As Much Money As You Need To "Roll Out" Your Project And Get It Without Borrowing!
An Amazing Secret That Can Make Your Newspaper Advertising 750% More Profitable!
How To Get The Exact Name And Address of Every Man, Woman And Child Who Is Ever Likely To Become One Of Your Customers!
How To Mail Up To 100,000 Letters Per Week At No Cost Whatsoever! (not even postage)
How To Get Movie And TV Stars To Help You Sell Your Products and Services!
What To Write On A Simple Postcard Mailing That Will Make People Flood Into Your Business
The Amazing Direct Mail Secret Of A Desperate Nerd From Ohio!
How To Deal With "Nightmare" Clients!
How To Get Yourself Or Your Product Featured On Cable TV At No Cost Whatsoever!
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Why You Must Avoid People Who Are Scared Shitless!
Meditation For Miserable People Who Want To Stay That Way!
How To Write Killer Headlines!
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The World Is Your Urinal!
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"The Suck"!
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How To Live To Be 110... And...Still Remember Where You Left Your Car Keys!
I Bet Bill Gates Never Had A Good Piece Of Ass In His Life!
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Where The Money Is And How To Get It!
The Two Absolute Worst Sales Letters I Have Ever Received!
Remember Y2K? I Sure Do...And... How I Was Wrong About It!
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Why I Am The Best Copywriter Alive (I'm Even Better Than The Ones Who Are Dead)
How To "Sweeten" Your Profits!
A Few Marketing Secrets Never Before Revealed!
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